Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[famofsix]

My ds6 said...
"When are you going to take us to MGM so I can ride the tower of pain?"

 

[sleepyone]

My ds6 said...
"When are you going to take us to MGM so I can ride the tower of pain?"

 

[Mecha Figment]

Hi baloo how are you, where is mogle baloo , dance for us baloo!


keep in mind they are talking to Br'er Bear.

 

[Threeriversdisneyfan]

Was waiting at the boiler room to board the elevator, when a mid-20's somethings British Woman was just gabbing away and away (you get the picture) totally engrossed in her monolgue, when the CM (you know the scary looking bellboy) walks up behind her and start to mock her talking (the facial expressions and head bobbing ) was spot on (to steal British expression). Everyone but her is now biting their lips trying not to laugh and not stare at the CM behind her, but one the little kids points behind her and she stops talking. Just as she turns around to look, the CM puts his face right behind her ear. She turns right into his face and jumps a mile high. Letting out a scream that you would hear on the TOT drop, she said in her slightly mad voice "That was not nice!". The CM not missing a beat said in that creepy low voice, "I never said I was nice."

 

[KimR]

Now that would truly be magical if the tram drivers could remember where we all parked our cars!

Actually, as long as you remember what time you arrived they can tell you. We were leaving EPCOT one evening and had forgotten where we parked our car. A CM (can't remember if it was a tram driver or not though) asked us what time we arrived and was able to direct us to where we parked within a row or 2. Disney magic at it's best!

 

[tiggerbell]

This happened last week:

Sitting in the 2nd to the last row of It’s a Small World, I can hear the running commentary of the woman behind me:

SCENERY: Red, white, and green striped poles into the water; doll in a red and white striped shirt standing on a GONDOLA with an oar in the water…

CONVERSATION: Oh, look! We’re in Spain!

I lean forward to tell my sister in front of me that the lady behind me thinks this is Spain, not Italy.

SCENERY: Tigers, flying carpets, TAJ MAHAL, dolls in veils, 6 armed woman’s silhouette.

CONVERSATION: Oh, look! We’re in Egypt!

I lean forward to tell my sister that the Taj Mahal is now located on another continent in a different country!

SCENERY: Grass skirts, volcanoes, leis.

CONVERSATION: Oh, Look! We’re in Hawaii!

I lean forward to say I can cut her some slack on this one, but Hawaii is NOT a COUNTRY!

SCENERY: KANGAROO, KOALA BEARS, and an Aborigine.

CONVERSATION: [From the woman’s 10 or 12 year old daughter]: Mom, what country is he from?

WOMAN: He’s a native.

It’s all I can do to not turn around and ask “A native of WHERE??????????” We’re ALL natives!

I lean forward to ask my sister if blood is coming out of my ears yet.

We get near the end of the ride and the grandmother, who has said nothing up to this point, now announces that she knows why it’s called It’s a Small World: it’s because all the dolls are so short!

 

[jjarman]

please forgive me if this sounds "irreverant".... dh and i were staying at the dolphin during a morris cerulo conference it was being televised on the Dolphin tv channel, well he started speaking in tongues and went blah blah blah blah last word... honda! so we started laughing and all troughout our trip we "spoke in tongues" and ended with a different car such as toyota or ford It just stuck us funny! hope i didn't offend anyone!

Not Disney related but this reminds me of a televangilist we used to see when we lived in Dallas. Robert Tilton was his name. He used to "talk in tongues" all the time and it sounded just like he was saying "Somebody-tie-my-bowtie-and-steal-my-Honda".

 

[Ride Junkie]

This happened last week:

Sitting in the 2nd to the last row of It’s a Small World, I can hear the running commentary of the woman behind me:

SCENERY: Red, white, and green striped poles into the water; doll in a red and white striped shirt standing on a GONDOLA with an oar in the water…

CONVERSATION: Oh, look! We’re in Spain!

I lean forward to tell my sister in front of me that the lady behind me thinks this is Spain, not Italy.

SCENERY: Tigers, flying carpets, TAJ MAHAL, dolls in veils, 6 armed woman’s silhouette.

CONVERSATION: Oh, look! We’re in Egypt!

I lean forward to tell my sister that the Taj Mahal is now located on another continent in a different country!

SCENERY: Grass skirts, volcanoes, leis.

CONVERSATION: Oh, Look! We’re in Hawaii!

I lean forward to say I can cut her some slack on this one, but Hawaii is NOT a COUNTRY!

SCENERY: KANGAROO, KOALA BEARS, and an Aborigine.

CONVERSATION: [From the woman’s 10 or 12 year old daughter]: Mom, what country is he from?

WOMAN: He’s a native.

It’s all I can do to not turn around and ask “A native of WHERE??????????” We’re ALL natives!

I lean forward to ask my sister if blood is coming out of my ears yet.

We get near the end of the ride and the grandmother, who has said nothing up to this point, now announces that she knows why it’s called It’s a Small World: it’s because all the dolls are so short!

Heh heh!! Great post. I would have been thinking the same thing. Except the comment to my sister would have been something like, "Will they kick me out of Disney if I throttle this woman?"

 

[j-ariel]

From what I read on this board, this sounds pretty common.. you hear someone use a goofy name for something, so you start using it as a joke. It makes me wonder.. does someone else hear YOU saying it, then starts using it to make fun of you, and so on, and so on. It's a vicious circle!! It's like the wrong names are contagious! Maybe eventually, someone will overhear the silly name, and believe that's what it's really called.

I know what you mean, my aunt made a mistake and called goofy and pluto, poofy and gluto, now we use that one all the time. people must think we are nuts too, oh well lits all in fun at Disney World

 

[goodferry]

Last December we were leaving Magic Kingdom at the end of the day along with about a billion other people. We were staying at the Polynesian and decided to take the monorail because it was raining. There was a HUGE line for the monorail, but we were in no hurry. We waited as two resort monorails filled up with people and we were at the front of the line. So the monorail pulls up and we start walking to get on the car in front of us, me and three of the kids and DH with the baby and the stroller. This father who was visiting from another country steps in front of us and puts his arm out so we can't move and pushes his entire family of 12 onto the monorail car. The kids and I squeeze in too, but there is no way DH is fitting with the stroller and the rest of the monorail is full. So he yells out for me to just meet him back at the room he will wait for the next monorail.
So, this family begins to talk among themselves. Apparently they hadn't intended to get on the resort monorail, they wanted to get to the TTC where their vehicles were parked because they were staying offsite. Despite their rudeness I reassured the mother who was freaking out a little bit that they would indeed make it to the TTC, it just would take a little bit longer.
So we are circling the lagoon and the kids start asking "Daddy, why didn't we stay at one of these hotels?"
"Because the room we have is cheaper and we just need a place to sleep"
"But daddy, these hotels are beautiful and luxurious, wouldn't it have been fun to stay in one of these hotels." The one little boy looks at me and says "Are you staying in one of these hotels?"
"Yes, we are staying in the Polynesian Resort"
"Is it beautiful and clean"
"Yes, it is very pretty and clean"
"Look daddy, they have a clean hotel"
The pushy father is obviously embarassed, but he still doesn't say anything"
"Why daddy, why do we have to stay in the dirty hotel, it smells funny"
Still no answer from dad, but now mom decided to get involved in the conversation.
"Because your daddy was not interested in clean or pretty or luxurious, he just wanted a cheap room. It isn't his fault, he isn't a bad man, he just doesn't like to spend his money."
So the dad decides to speak up. "We stay where I say we stay and we are grateful to get to be here. I hope that when you children grow up you don't have such terrible children and such a disrespectful wife"
Now she's mad. "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but the kids are right. We have plenty of money we could have stayed in a much nicer hotel, ours does smell funny. But it doesn't make you a bad man that you want to stay in an inexpensive hotel, but what you did back there where you pushed this family out of the way and now they have to be separate from their nice father who takes them on a nice vacation, that makes you a bad man."
When we got off at the Poly, she was still going on and on, hopefully they remembered to get off at the TTC!

 

[sleepyone]

Last December we were leaving Magic Kingdom at the end of the day along with about a billion other people. We were staying at the Polynesian and decided to take the monorail because it was raining. There was a HUGE line for the monorail, but we were in no hurry. We waited as two resort monorails filled up with people and we were at the front of the line. So the monorail pulls up and we start walking to get on the car in front of us, me and three of the kids and DH with the baby and the stroller. This father who was visiting from another country steps in front of us and puts his arm out so we can't move and pushes his entire family of 12 onto the monorail car. The kids and I squeeze in too, but there is no way DH is fitting with the stroller and the rest of the monorail is full. So he yells out for me to just meet him back at the room he will wait for the next monorail.
So, this family begins to talk among themselves. Apparently they hadn't intended to get on the resort monorail, they wanted to get to the TTC where their vehicles were parked because they were staying offsite. Despite their rudeness I reassured the mother who was freaking out a little bit that they would indeed make it to the TTC, it just would take a little bit longer.
So we are circling the lagoon and the kids start asking "Daddy, why didn't we stay at one of these hotels?"
"Because the room we have is cheaper and we just need a place to sleep"
"But daddy, these hotels are beautiful and luxurious, wouldn't it have been fun to stay in one of these hotels." The one little boy looks at me and says "Are you staying in one of these hotels?"
"Yes, we are staying in the Polynesian Resort"
"Is it beautiful and clean"
"Yes, it is very pretty and clean"
"Look daddy, they have a clean hotel"
The pushy father is obviously embarassed, but he still doesn't say anything"
"Why daddy, why do we have to stay in the dirty hotel, it smells funny"
Still no answer from dad, but now mom decided to get involved in the conversation.
"Because your daddy was not interested in clean or pretty or luxurious, he just wanted a cheap room. It isn't his fault, he isn't a bad man, he just doesn't like to spend his money."
So the dad decides to speak up. "We stay where I say we stay and we are grateful to get to be here. I hope that when you children grow up you don't have such terrible children and such a disrespectful wife"
Now she's mad. "Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but the kids are right. We have plenty of money we could have stayed in a much nicer hotel, ours does smell funny. But it doesn't make you a bad man that you want to stay in an inexpensive hotel, but what you did back there where you pushed this family out of the way and now they have to be separate from their nice father who takes them on a nice vacation, that makes you a bad man."
When we got off at the Poly, she was still going on and on, hopefully they remembered to get off at the TTC!

OMG!!!

 

[WDWguru]

When we got off at the Poly, she was still going on and on, hopefully they remembered to get off at the TTC!

Considering the TTC stop is BEFORE the Poly stop, it sounds like they had to do another lap! Ahhhh, karma.

 

[photobob]

"We're going to back Disney World tomorrow, today we are going to Epcot."

 

[MyGoofy26]

I know what you mean, my aunt made a mistake and called goofy and pluto, poofy and gluto, now we use that one all the time. people must think we are nuts too, oh well lits all in fun at Disney World

That's almost as bad as MY aunt. She was talking too fast and mixed up Dopey and Grumpy. It came out Gropey and Dumpy.

Two VERY different dwarves than Walt imagined. . . I think they starred in the Fantasyland Sexual Harrassment Training Video.

 

[poppinspal]

I'm sure if people are standing behind my family at WDW they hear some great things, we tend to say goofy things. (Although usually we mean to say it.) But here are a few stories from our last trip.

We had an early flight from Boston to Orlando. I tend not to be able to sleep on the plane and by the time we landed I was so excited I was silly. (At times I'm like a five year old not a 24 year old.) My brother and I both watched Real World Austin because we found that the drunker those kids got the funnier they were. We even got to the point where we'd use some of the lines at home. Well he and I are walking in the airport and I whipser "Hey that kid kind of looks like..." then I realize it's Wes and Johanna(two of the people from RW Austin.) Well I proceed in my silly state to yell "IT'S WES AND JOHANNA!" Everyone turned and instead of looking at them they first looked at me. We laughed about it the whole trip and they still tease me for screaming about it in the airport.

We were there for New Years and the busy week before that. We went to the EMH at MK one night. My bro wasn't feeling well so my dad went with him to watch football in the hotel room. Well my mom, sister and I decide we're going to stay as late as we can(I think it was open till 3 that night) and do things that the party pooper guys wouldn't do. So we're being all around silly and board the empty Jungle Cruise. My mom is talking with the CM driving the boat as more and more people got on. My mom asks if she can drive the boat and the CM says sure. We get going and then the CM turns the boat over to my mom. We're chugging along and all of a sudden we're headed towards one of the elephants on the side of the ride. My mom turns to the CM and says "Am I really driving this thing?" I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard. She thought the ride was on a track! When we got off the CM yelled "Thanks for not crashing my boat!" For the rest of the trip we'd just say that and we'd all be laughing.

My last story is Disney related by not a WDW story. Last night my DBF and I are sitting around watching tv. An ad for Over the Hedge comes on. I don't know why but the scene they show with the porcupine kids driving the car just kills me. I'm laughing and I said to my bf that looks so cute we have to go see it. He said to me "I didn't think you were allowed to see that." I'm trying to think of why I couldn't. We've seen numerous cartoon/kids movies together so why would this be different. So I ask him why and his response is... "It's a DreamWorks movie and you're a Disney girl." For whatever reason that had me laughing.

 

[aterriq]

Goodferry,

Surprised you didn't tell the mom about the DIS. You could have really caused the sparks to fly if you had told them they could rent points. or a house for a better vacation than where they were.



My DDs benefit from my DW and I having been in the army. We can get up early to go to the parks, and we want to stay in comfortable hotel rooms. We have uncomfortable too many times in the past.

 

[DisDon]

Can't wait to get back to WDW, so I can ride the Avalanche Explosion and the Tower of Pain!! and see my buds Poofy and Gluto, and Gropey and Dumpy!

 

[CDoobee]

I know what you mean, my aunt made a mistake and called goofy and pluto, poofy and gluto, now we use that one all the time. people must think we are nuts too, oh well lits all in fun at Disney World

I never realized how hard it is to say those two names together! I was reading this and said, "Pluty and Goofo!"

 

[Yookeroo]

We were there for New Years and the busy week before that. We went to the EMH at MK one night. My bro wasn't feeling well so my dad went with him to watch football in the hotel room. Well my mom, sister and I decide we're going to stay as late as we can(I think it was open till 3 that night) and do things that the party pooper guys wouldn't do. So we're being all around silly and board the empty Jungle Cruise. My mom is talking with the CM driving the boat as more and more people got on. My mom asks if she can drive the boat and the CM says sure. We get going and then the CM turns the boat over to my mom. We're chugging along and all of a sudden we're headed towards one of the elephants on the side of the ride. My mom turns to the CM and says "Am I really driving this thing?" I almost wet myself I was laughing so hard. She thought the ride was on a track!

It is on a track.

 

[jjpenguin]

Another of case of mistaken identity...

Mr Smee is standing outside Pirates : "Hey, it's Dopey!"