Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[tae1218]

Later we went to Star Tours and he was too short to go on the ride, so I asked if we could do the "non-motion" version. They said yes, so we walked in and had a "vehicle" all to ourselves. They let my grandson be the captain and announce "blast off" at the beginning, and he loved it. We saw the whole movie and the "driver" moving, but didn't feel any motion. After we left (with his certificate in hand to show he was a spaceship captain), he said to me "Grandma, did we really go into space?" (I explained that it was just pretend but he said he thought we really did.)



Teresa

This reminds me of the first time we went on Mission Space. My DD was 6 and 1/2 years old at the time. She was so excited about trying this new ride. Well we were next in line and she turns around and has one tear running down her check. I asked her what was wrong and she answered "Mommy I don't want to go to Mars." I think the pre-show scared her. I explained that it was only a ride but we did not have to go on and it was ok. As soon as she heard we were not really going to Mars she was fine. We went on the ride and she had a blast. She wanted ride it again as soon as she got off. Now it is one of her favorites.

 

[Uuaww]

Ok so me and my friends were at disneyland using those water bottles that filter everything. Me and my best friend started arguing that if we put food coloring in there, would it be filtered. Well this went on for about 7 hours before the 5 girls we were with told us to shut up, or they were gonna leave us, so we got the brilliant idea of getting food coloring and seeing if it did filter it. So we headed over to the bakery and the girls, calmly told the people our problem and asked if they had some food coloring. They abliged to our request and low and behold, I was wrong, it filters it, but not completely, my friend then proceeded to rub it in my face for the rest of the trip.

Anyways, so we are our still in the bakery and my best friend was dancing, rubbing it in my face, and this family that saw my crushing defeat was looking at me now drinking green water. I showed there two kids a little trick how I was changing clear water into "green magic juice" There son, no older than 5, then goes "mommy! mommy! I want some of the magic green juice!!!" I then proceed to offer him some of my "green magic juice". His parents let him squirt some in his mouth where he proclaims "WOW it really does taste like green!" To which we all started laughing. The worst part is, 1 year later, and the damn water still comes out green.

 

[brtls5]

Our last trip a few weeks ago to WDW, we were on the jungle safari cruise at MK. There was another family on the cruise with us, obviously it was their first time. Anyway, they were getting very excited over the animals. One of the women, a mother of a little boy there... just keeps excitedly asking the CM if the animals are real. He's looking at her like she's crazy. "Yes ma'am, the animals are real, what kind of silly question is that?" as he shakes his head no. The rest of the ride, the family thought all of the animals were real. We couldn't stop laughing!

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I just got back from WDW this past Sunday. Here's the best one I heard. It was at the Lights, Motor, Action Stunt Show.

We had just gotten to the park where they bring a kid in from the audience. They picked this kid who looked about 12. As they were walking him up to the main area they asked him:

CM: So what's your name?

Kid: Mike (or whatever)

CM: So where are you from Mike?

Kid: I dunno. (totally sullen-llike)

So then they are teaching him how to do the RC car thing. They then say:

CM: So Mike, this is really cool eh?

Kid: I don't know.

Then a few minutes later....

CM: Are you excited?

Kid: Not really.


Geez, what a kid! I bet he was loads of fun in the parks!

 

[eeyoreiscool]

 

[amwhitaker]

A couple of kid related conversations from the week of November 12th:

Child: Throwing a tantrum

Father: You might as well stop crying now, 'cause I've heard you cry before, so you might as well stop now.

Child: Just screams louder.

Mother having a conversation with bratty child:

Mother: I'm not listening to you if you talk in that tone of voice to me.

Child: You HAVE to talk to me!

Mother: I most certainly DO NOT!

An interesting method of punishment:

Another child about 4 or 5 years old throwing a tantrum in a stroller, mother has the stroller parked directly up against and facing the wall, while mother is about 6 to 10 feet away with arms crossed and just staring at the child with disgusted look on her face.

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!

 

[Disney Fool]

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!

...ahem.....the children are now raising the parents...

 

[Pollito916]

...ahem.....the children are now raising the parents...

Well said. It is unfortunate, but too common these days.

 

[MELSMICE]

Whatever happended to the good old couple smacks on the rear end? I got it with a paddle when I was young and have no repercussions from it!

If they did, we'd read about them on the "most shocking things thread".



DISCLAIMER: I don't smack my kids & don't condone it, but just wanted to answer!

 

[MinnieM21]

This didn't happen at WDW but at DL yesterday. My mom asked me, "Do you want to go on Bud Light?" I seriously almost fell over laughing.

The names she has for some of the rides makes me laugh so much.

 

[Adrienne]

The funniest thing I have heard came out of my mouth . My best friend, DD, and her DD, went to Disney with her sister. We are explaining at breakfast at POR that we have went to Disney together about 4 times. We have stayed in 4 hotels. My best friend says yeah and we got stuck sleeping together at all four. This is due to both DD's being best friends and wanting to sleep together. Well I pipe up and yell not meaning to. hey yeah you've slept with me at more places in Orlando than my hubbie. Needless to say that came out wrong. I was so embrassed and they still pick on me. Less than 7 days and I will be staying in Orlando hubby, best friend, and children in tow. I will actually sleep with hubby. I can't wait.

LOL

Adrienne

 

[Kay1]

Overheard on POTC:

"Well, lookie here, Robert. This feller is gonna chop our heads off!"

This cheery comment was made by a perky woman who had, IMO, an odd way of trying to calm down her terrified grandson.

 

[disneymama73]

Overheard on POTC:

"Well, lookie here, Robert. This feller is gonna chop our heads off!"

This cheery comment was made by a perky woman who had, IMO, an odd way of trying to calm down her terrified grandson.

Well that's one way to settle a kid's nerves.

 

[GoofyNKansas]

While we were standing in a gift shop in France at World Showcase, I overheard a guest, tell her friend, "She said they don't have a restroom here, the nearest one is in the UK....... whatever the h*** the UK is."

 

[maddhatir]

Or the Genie comment could have been from me too

me and my husband took my 4 year old niece to Disney (thats a whole other subject ) we were in Morocco and she was about to get in her stroller when i came running up and told her to hurry up- i see Aladdin!

we get to where he was and she looks very disappointed and had to tell me that was not Aladdin that is just the Genie and I don't want his picture.

ooops. hee hee

maddhatir

 

[LightBurnsBlue]

When my family is in the parks, there is one saying that always cracks us up.

You know how at Epcot they have that "leave a legacy" thing where you can leave an impression in a sculpture near the entrance? Well, when someone in my family, um, passes gas in the park, the person announces, "I just left a legacy!" We all think it's hilarious, although sorry to offend the people that actualy did the scupture thing!

 

[pampam]

leave a legacy

 

[mhf]

Last Saturday, we were cruising from POFQ to DTD and a man says "look at those places. I didn't know the Wilderness cabins were so nice. They are so nice."

I''m thinking, we shouldn't be near Wilderness, what's up here?

The Captain proceeds to come on the intercom and explain about the Treetops being refurbished for the international students.

Then Monday we're at Epcot, and a group of 4 adults is looking at a map and saying " Soarin is in the Land and we should go there now." It's mid-afternoon...can you imagine the line?? Will these folks know to do fastpass??

MHF
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[LightBurnsBlue]

Then Monday we're at Epcot, and a group of 4 adults is looking at a map and saying " Soarin is in the Land and we should go there now." It's mid-afternoon...can you imagine the line?? Will these folks know to do fastpass??

MHF
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Well...the line is long for a reason...a lot of people must have that same idea!

 

[#1MMFan]

This didn't happen at WDW but at DL yesterday. My mom asked me, "Do you want to go on Bud Light?" I seriously almost fell over laughing.

The names she has for some of the rides makes me laugh so much.

That makes two of us. My mom calls it Bud too... and I tell her it is "Bud Lightbeer" to us from now on. LOL