Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Syrreal]

Both of these comments happened while waiting in line at TOT.

1. It was a very very humid day and I was commenting to my friend that I was sweating. She says "Now you've moved to the south and we don't sweat...we glisten" Well, a lady in front of us turns around and says "In that case, I am glistening like a pig in heat"

2.(cuter than it is funny) Right as we go into the preshow but before the TV comes on the most adorable little british girl says "Daddy, I'm a bit frightened of this ride. Is this the lift?"

too cute

 

[NotUrsula]

Riding the bus from DTD as we passed Cirque Du Soleil, a woman on the bus to her husband, "Hey maybe we should got to that Circus Ole'

At least she didn't pronounce it phonetically, like one person I overheard speaking to a cm at Guest Services, "Can I buy tickets here for Sir-queue dee soil-eel?"

 

[mmcguire]

One of the funniest comments we've ever heard at WDW was in a language we didn't even understand, but there was no mistaking what was going on!

We were on the monorail headed away from GF one night, and there was a group that appeared to be Indian at the other end of the car (nationality is really irrelevant; they just were speaking a language we didn't understand)., Anyway, at some point on the ride, someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.

 

[Dustin]

One time, in line for splash mountain, lightning hit the cameras at the top of the hill. Everyone was scared and now much closer than before. I happened to end up right against some scottish family. Te mother proceed to curse like a sailor. you should have seen the looks on some of the little children's faces

 

[Dustin]

someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.

very true, lol

 

[urglewurgle]

Friday at Epcot France. Man answers phone
"Hello"..."No we're stuck in France!".

lol! reminds me of a sketch from a comedy series over here called Trigger Happy TV... there's a character who's always answering this HUGE (like as big as him) mobile phone in innapropriate places...

one sketch he's on a gondola in Venice and he asnwers the phone... you only here his side of the conversation.. (and he's shouting)

"Hello?"
"No, i'm in Venice"
"Nah, it's cr*p"

lol....

 

[MaryKatesMom]

The video camera story made me think of something that happened at a parade a couple of years ago. It is pretty funny when you watch it on the tape.

We were sitting on the curb and standing behind us was a little girl about 9. She could see perfectly well above our heads and each time a float or character came into view she would scream, and I mean touchdown winning the superbowl veins out of her neck scream, "Look it's Eyeore!!!!!!". This is right behind our heads. This goes on through the WHOLE parade and repeatly until the next thing comes into view. It brought to mind old tapes of the Beatles landing in the US. I didn't realize my husband was saying very softly, calmly and dryly. "Oh, look dear, Eyeore." You can also at times see my DD's heads swivel at her scream, with this blank confused look on their faces. like "Yea, everyone sees them". It is very funny on film.

 

[2minnies]

Walking through Germany during Food and Wine Festival a few weeks ago....a young lady yelling to her friend "They have Bud Light!!!! We have that at home, too!!!".

Guess you had to be there, but "Bud Light" was our catch phrase for the rest of the trip!

 

[cleo]

An elderly woman behind me on Kilimanjaro Safari kept talking to her husband through the entire ride, commenting on how amazing the animatronic animals were, how real they look, how natural their movements were. When we reached the area with the ostrich eggs and the driver pointed them out to everyone, the woman got a horrified look on her face. She turned to her husband and said, "Oh my god! Won't the babies inside DIE in this heat?!"

 

[Syrreal]

An elderly woman behind me on Kilimanjaro Safari kept talking to her husband through the entire ride, commenting on how amazing the animatronic animals were, how real they look, how natural their movements were.

How funny, we were at either CSR or POR (can't remember which one) a couple of years ago and there was an alligator by the little river/creek thing in the area. It wasn't very big, maybe 4 feet at the most....but there was a whole group of people around it...most of them were saying how great it was that disney had animatronics even at the resorts. Knowing that this is FL and that you can pretty much assume that there are gators in every non-chlorinated body of water, My DH (then DFi) got the people away from the gator while I called and let the resort know what was going on.
Animal control came and took the gator. We talked to the guy for a while and he explained that they release the gators they catch in the everglades (or other swamp area far away from the disney grounds)

 

[Family Fun Mom]

One of the funniest comments we've ever heard at WDW was in a language we didn't even understand, but there was no mistaking what was going on!

We were on the monorail headed away from GF one night, and there was a group that appeared to be Indian at the other end of the car (nationality is really irrelevant; they just were speaking a language we didn't understand)., Anyway, at some point on the ride, someone in their group apparently, um, passed gas, and we could hear the males in the group making comments and snickering while waving their hands back and forth to dissipate the offending odor. LOL! I guess it was just funny seeing that some things are universal.

That's so funny. My dh and I also got a kick out of seeing how much alike we all are, regardless of culture. We watched a group of young boys (probably ages 5 to about 10) and they were obviously picking on the youngest one. The little boy started whining and ran to tell mama, the mom then yelled at the whole group. My dh turned to me and said "I guess it doesn't matter where you are from, brothers are always the same" and I added "So are moms." LOL We got a kick out of it.

I guess it really is a small world after all

 

[100AcreWood]

I taught my dd not to drink out of water fountains because it's easy to catch a cold or virus from them (little kids love to put their mouths on them).

When she saw two little girls drinking out of the water fountains near Pete's Garage she stopped and very loudly said "Oh no, they're going to get sick! Look at that they're drinking out of the fountains. They are going to get SICK." I just laughed when the girls and their parents turned to look at my dd.

 

[Teresa Pitman]

We were on the Family Magic Tour, and the tour guide brought out the special "map" with Peter Pan's clues written out. He asked the children in our group "who would like to read the first clue?" and my grandson (who had just turned four that very day) ran up and said "I will! I will!" Then he stopped and looked crestfallen and said "Oh, wait, I can't read."

We all thought it was very funny. He enjoyed that tour so much.

Later we went to Star Tours and he was too short to go on the ride, so I asked if we could do the "non-motion" version. They said yes, so we walked in and had a "vehicle" all to ourselves. They let my grandson be the captain and announce "blast off" at the beginning, and he loved it. We saw the whole movie and the "driver" moving, but didn't feel any motion. After we left (with his certificate in hand to show he was a spaceship captain), he said to me "Grandma, did we really go into space?" (I explained that it was just pretend but he said he thought we really did.)

There were many more very precious moments.

Teresa

 

[zachnlucy]

Everybody stop it! You're gonna make me lose my job!

 

[brandip22]

Great thread! Keep 'em coming! I'll try to remember some and post soon.

 

[kaybird]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will"

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....)

13 days!!!

 

[Simba's Mom]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will"

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....)

13 days!!!

That one really cracks me up! The cannons are so much louder at DL-they'd probably really get spooked there. And I swear that the cannons at WDW POTC were louder about 15 years ago-where were Harriet and Ethel then?

 

[disneymama73]

Think I may have posted this before, but it still reduces me to tears!

Riding on POC (shortly sfter the "Fire at Will"

DH and I are in the back of the boat. Two older women are in front of us, (let's call them Harriet and Ethel) ooo-ing and aahing, just as we hit the fire at will sction, they look at each other in alarm, the cannons go off, we hear the swoosh and the gratifying splash, Harriet GASPS and turns to Ethel and says "Did that hit you? Are you sure? I felt it go right past my face!" Gesturing with her hand in front of he nose, "Right here! It nearly hit me!"

By this time Dave and I are in stitches. The idea that Disney would be lobbing live rounds right through the guests adds a whole new realism!

FIRE AT WILL!!! (and Harriet, and Ethel....)

13 days!!!

A few years back (I can't remember if it was 1998 or 1999) as we were going through that scene, I got shot in the eye with water! Hard! This never happened before or after. I wonder if that's what swooshed past Harriet's face! I can laugh about it now, but at the time it shocked me, and my eye really hurt! I'm always cautious in that scene now.

 

[never_enough_pooh]

While we were in Walt Disney World last week, a CM at AK told us that someone blamed him for the rain!!!

 

[cobbler]

More cute than anything.

We always have breakfast at Chef Mickey's for every trip. It is required by DH. The first day on our trip we take the monorail over to the Poly for some shopping. As we approach the Cont my son (4 years old) yells out "Look mom, there is the breakfast house". I thought it was cute.

Later that trip, (same child) I take him to the restroom. They have the automatic toilets and it flushes. Next thing I hear "Thank you Mr Toilet".