Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[Christine43]

When we were in AK in 2004 we saw Pooh skipping down one of those lanes toward a character meeting area. Pooh is much loved in our house so my then 7 yr. old starts trotting behind him but the rest of us were taking our time about catching up with Pooh, so Pooh got a lead. Anyway, my son points at Pooh's retreating back, horror struck, and yelps "He's getting away!!"

 

[Philadisney]

this whole page contains some hilarious quotes! like the little boy who loves mickey 'only as a friend'.

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.
The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." The family then went right along with taking pictures like nothing ever happened....while the Castmember stood there awestruck trying to figure out what had just taken place.

i was raised in connecticut and don't recall learning that we had special topiary-entry rights! Hmmm, I wonder what other specific Disney priveledges we have?

 

[Holly]

We were at the Magic Kingdom and a family was up in the rose garden posing with the Mickey & Minnie topiaries. A castmember ran up and told them they weren't supposed to be over the fence and in the flowers.

The lady looked point blank at the Castmember with a dead straight face and said "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut." The family then went right along with taking pictures like nothing ever happened....while the Castmember stood there awestruck trying to figure out what had just taken place.

So now when I'm with my friends and someone does something stupid, I just say "Oh its ok, we're from Connecticut."

People from Connecticut are weird, for sure.

 

[zgirl]

My husband is easily amused by "toilet humor" so this one REALLY cracked him up. We were in DTD coming out of Goofy's Candy shop and we overhear a woman say - "First I have to go to "Pooh" and then we can come back and get the candy." He didn't realize she was just talking about the Pooh store and not what she needed to do in the restroom. He about died laughing.

 

[princesskelz]

This thread is so funny I can't stop laughing

Funniest Ive heard wasn't at Disneyworld but was on the flight there. The flight attendant made an announcement to all passengers that there were nut allergy suffers aboard so there would be no packets of nuts given out, she then announced ''please could all passengers please refrain from eating their own nuts!''. My DS9 roared laughing followed by my DS7, after about 10minutes DS7 looked at me puzzled & said ''Mummy, what was I laughing at?'' Which set us off again much to his bemusment

tooooooo funny!!

 

[MomofKatie]

My husband is easily amused by "toilet humor" so this one REALLY cracked him up. We were in DTD coming out of Goofy's Candy shop and we overhear a woman say - "First I have to go to "Pooh" and then we can come back and get the candy." He didn't realize she was just talking about the Pooh store and not what she needed to do in the restroom. He about died laughing.

My DD and I were on a girls only trip in January, and we were walking past the Many Adventures of Pooh ride. DD looked at me and said, "Uh, Mom, speaking of Pooh, I really have to go to the bathroom!" We now use that one all the time at home- when someone has to "go", we say, "Uh, speaking of Pooh..."

 

[momof2n2]

can you read one more?

in 2000 we were at Animal Kingdom in June. I was very pregnant and tired of walking. My husband and I went to rest and eat and the rest of our party [8 adults] broke up. We grabbed out a guide map and held it up between me, my DH and my sister (26 y.o.) and planned to meet somewhere in a bit. She says to us, very frustrated, "where is the 'you are here!'?"

We still laugh about that one!

 

[HallGirl]

I was at the Magic Kingdom today. When I walked by Peter Pan and Wendy, I heard a guy say "there's a strange guy in a strange outfit." I assume he was telling someone why there was a line . Then, when I went to the Country Bear Jamboree, we walked into the theater and someone said "Oh, cool! It looks like a theater!"

 

[Friendly Frog]

Come on guys we need more. Maybe a " Beverly" story?

 

[Princess Brittany]

This one is about my dad. He for some reason calls the Magic Kingdom, Disney. Now this is 42 year old man I'm talking about not some 4 year kid. I still don't know when he will stop call the MK, Disney. But for now it givesus and other people a good laugh!!

 

[DisneyMom5]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT.

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor.

 

[mgilmer]

My 11 yo was reading over my shoulder on the DIS, and wondered what TOT meant.
I told him Tower of Terror.

He decided that the ride's new name ought to be:

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT.

Ok, it's not really that funny, but for 11 yos, it's the height of humor.

 

[harleyquinn]

We heard a few great ones on our trip a couple of weeks ago.

Dh said he was in the bathroom and from one of the stalls he heard a young voice say, "Here we go Daddy, I'm making it happen!!"

A couple funny things were said with great Bristish accents, which makes them funnier, so imagine this with an accent:

Young boy to his brother, "you're a poopy, stinky, meany, poopy, yucky, stinky face."

I can't remember the other one right now, but I'll post it later. I took notes!

 

[pkondz]

Totally Awesome Terrifying Elevator Ride - Tower of Terror

That way it's acronym would be TATER TOT.

 

[pixiemel]

From Epcot this past Saturday:

Upon seeing that the Oh Canada! attraction was closed for the day, a teenage boy was yelling to his friends, "Hey, our best dream has come true! Canada's closed!"

While waiting for everyone to get seated on Soarin' a small boy behind us asked, "Mom, does this ride go upside down?"

Not really a comment, but we always make "funny photos" on the rides ("sleeping" on Test Track, "reading" the park map on Expedition Everest, etc.) and today at AK we got off of Dinosaur and saw that someone else had done the same thing! He was "sleeping" on the ride. As we walked out the door a young couple was walking by just cracking up. The guy was going on about how on earth could anybody fall asleep on a ride like that, wonder if he got knocked out, that was so funny, stuff like that. Then he said he should go back and buy that picture just to show his friends that someone fell asleep on the ride. Makes me wonder what people have thought of our staged ride photos!

I'm going to borrow your funny photos idea-that is GREAT!! How hilarious those pix must be!

 

[Belle's Mom Tink]

i would like to see some of those pics, they have to be funny!

 

[storzo]

After doing the Boardwalk, we decided to take the boat to EPCOT for a relaxing ride before the walk out of the park to the bus stop.

The boat pulls to dock in EPCOT and as we're ready to disembark, a woman seated behind me asks a CM, "Does this boat go to EPCOT?" The CM said, "This is EPCOT."

Not as funny as some others, but made me chuckle.

 

[MomOfDisneyBoys]

Last week, while in the Christmas shop in Liberty Square a teenage boy came in with his family and said

"Why in the He** would they be celebrating Christmas in FLORIDA!

I'm sure he meant Christmas in August, or in summertime, but I giggled at the thought that he was suggesting the entire state of Florida should not celebrate Christmas!

Also- on the bus to AK- Dad to son, age 2-3 years-old
"I need you to stop behaving in such a confrontational manner"

I thought it was funny that dad would use such big words, but I really started to laugh when the kid stopped what he was doing and looked at dad with this expression for a moment, then went back to what he was doing.

 

[ukdisneydreamer]

On Monday DH and I are sitting on a kerb in Main St at about 2.55pm, when a lady walks by, a disgusted look on her face, saying "What the h*ll are all these people waiting for?"

I guess she had never heard of the 3pm parade

 

[tinkgurl]

When going to AK from WL, we always had to stop and drop people off and Blizzard Beach first. So, we get to the Blizzard Beach bus stop and everyone who's going there starts to get off the bus out the back doors. A guy steps onto the bus at the front doors and asks the bus driver "Does this bus go to Blizzard Beach?" The driver said, "Sir, you are at Blizzard Beach!"