> A woman was leaving the 7-11 Store with her
> morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
> approaching the nearby cemetery.
>
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a
> solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind, were
> 200 women walking single file.
>
> The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the
> woman walking the dog and said, I am so sorry for your loss,and I know
>
> now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
>
> The woman replied! , "Well, that first hearse is for my
> husband."
> "What happened to him?"
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> hearse?"
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to
> help my husband when the dog turned on her."
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
> women.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> "Get in line."
> morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
> approaching the nearby cemetery.
>
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a
> solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind, were
> 200 women walking single file.
>
> The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the
> woman walking the dog and said, I am so sorry for your loss,and I know
>
> now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
>
> The woman replied! , "Well, that first hearse is for my
> husband."
> "What happened to him?"
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> hearse?"
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to
> help my husband when the dog turned on her."
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
> women.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> "Get in line."
I needed a good laugh!!
