Can I join the frump club?
It seems like no matter how much pluckin', pullin', paintin', powderin', peeling', pumicin', shavin', shampooin', shapin', shoppin' and slatherin' I do, I still feel frumpy! What's a middle aged woman to do? Any kind of jeans make you look like a muffin top when you got too much muffin!
Is that enough to initiate me into the club?