One thing we were hoping to do this trip was Turtle Talk with Crush, something we haven't done in at least 3 years now.
Love Turtle Talk, it's one of those things where you go, "How'd they
do that? (And no, I don't want it explained. Some things are better left un-examined.)
But holy cow was it cold out that morning, Weather Channel said it's "Currently 29 in Disney World."
There's something intrinsically wrong about that.
I'm not sure why, but 29 up here in Chicago is a LOT warmer than 29 in Orlando, I don't care if it doesn't make sense, I stand by it.
We were up early, but weren't really trying to make rope drop, I WAS working hard on making the Dope stand up though.
She went for coffee and tea and a paper for later ...
Hmmm.. you do realise you said you were "working hard on making the Dope stand up" and then say, "
She went for coffee, etc..." If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open for the next little bit. Just sayin'
That was when I saw the funniest thing I'd seen on the whole trip:... "The tv says it's currently 29 degrees out, what do you think is going to happen to that water after it's sprayed on the concrete?"
So let me get this straight... You can barely stand up straight because of your back... and yet the prospect of navigating on a perfectly smooth sheet of ice over concrete is funny? OK. You have a very odd sense of humour my friend... Scratch that last, I'm pretty sure
that's already been established!
He stood there with that kind of blank look on his face like a kid in class who is asked to stand up and say the capitol of Hungary as punishment when he's caught talking to the kid behind him.
Finally, he made his decision:
"Nah", and he went back to work.
After the lounge chair counting incident, can you blame him for doubting you?

Funny 'tho!
As I hobbled to the smoking area I'm ashamed to say that I thought bad thoughts then, "hmmm, if something like THIS had caused my bad back,,,,,,,,,,,"
Right, they'd probably give me a free Itsakadoozie!
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer spills hot coffee on himself.
Yeah, "One Little Spark" is what's needed in there on top of some gasoline soaked newspapers.
But what really IS being accomplished during this time is that in my "spring" jacket, I am becoming numb, then I thought to myself suddenly, "OMG, I forgot to take the painpills!", and I jammed my hand in my pocket to find,,,
nothing.
You never did say what happened to them. Did you lose them? Put them in the safe-cracked safe?
Then we found out we probably couldn't have picked a worse resaurant for today.
Why? You ask?
WHY?
YAY!
Morocco is an extremely open air pavillion.
All of the shops and stuff are barely under roofs, (rooves?), and some don't even seem to have doors.
Roofsezess
While waiting for our beverages we took turns going to the restroom, when she came back I did give the "atmosphere" thing a shot this time with a lame, "Of all the gin mills in all the world, she has to walk into mine, " but she just looked at me.
Well, that
could have been the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
The meal was ok, we both got the Sultan's Sampler,,,
couscous, bastilla, brewat rolls,,,,
Never had the nerve or desire to eat there. Maybe I'll have to try it someday.
The waiter did come by once and asked me if I want my coffee refilled, I told him, "Yes, fill it again Sam", and I saw his eyes roll up into his head.
Oh my gosh! Did your wit (or the half that you possess

) make him fall unconscious???? Was he all right? More importantly, did he recover in time to serve dessert?
As we walked out we both kind of looked at each other concerning the meal and shrugged, I told her, "We'll always have Flame Tree."
Here's looking out for you, Nebo. Yes.
you.
But it's in the front of the Italy pavillion, two towers with a thingy on top, I think they're bird feeders for the sea gulls.
Hidden cameras with panoramic views. Any un-Disneyesque behavior is strictly prohibited. Violators will be whisked away and placed for as long as it takes in the middle of Small World.
The room slowly filled up and about eight singers came out all dressed up in top hats and flowery dresses and did their thing.
Ok, the guys were in top hats and the female units were the ones in the flowery dresses, geesh!
Nope. I'm going to imagine them in both hats
and dresses. You started it.
Which of course led to another weird Abbott and Costello type conversation with Smidgy:
She said, "I love that hymm," but I wasn't really paying attention to her at the time, and all I heard was, "I love,,,him." I thought she was really taken with a certain performer so I looked at where whe was looking and it was the young guy on the end with the deep voice.
"Oh, him? " I asked. "The one on the end?"
But she heard "The one at the end."
"Yes the one at the end, that's a hymm."
"Oh, that's a nice, " I said,
"What makes "a him" so special?"
"You don't like Amazing Grace?" she asked.
"Sure I do, but I thought we were talking about him."
"We are talking about a hymm, wait a minute, what are you talking about?" And she followed my eyes and burst out laughing. "You idiot, not him, a hymm"
Things that make me go: hmmmm.
I gave up and walked over and told the guy with the deep voice who was greeting guests, "Great job! Here, talk to my wife," and I walked outside.
There was no lizards doing the Godzilla thing so beats me why I took the pics again. One thing I had always wanted to do was bring a bunch of the green army men and make it look like occupied Berlin.
Time for the obligatory MASH quote. "When der Führer says: We is de Master race, We Heil <pbbt>, Heil <pbbt>, Right in the Führer's face." And I'm not even suffering from insomnia... well... not
much.
I had no idea of the scary situation that was going to happen later on tonight at Epcot.
ooohh... can't wait!
