Friday's Squeaky Clean Riddle!

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox’s is quite small.
What is it?

This riddle's got a certain....

 

[dismorgh]

Moi?

You were certainly part of it.

 

[hiwaygal]

Cantw8

mickeyfan2

 

[hiwaygal]

is that your duck call?

It does eventually work!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Cantw8

Pssst...we usually laugh at her behind her back. We have a PM ring.

 

[hiwaygal]

Pssst...we usually laugh at her behind her back. We have a PM ring.

I wasn't included

And I'm laughing at her PM...I should forward it to you, at least then you will actually HAVE an answer for today's riddle.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I wasn't included

And I'm laughing at her PM...I should forward it to you, at least then you will actually HAVE an answer for today's riddle.

I have plenty of answers. I chose to keep them to myself. They're too good to share.

 

[L107ANGEL]

This riddle's got a certain....

its just sad to see you like this

 

[TwinkieMama]

good day-I wasn't going to play today but I can't let my gnome-girl down. Yo.


I am IN.

 

[hiwaygal]

TwinkieMama YO!

 

[hiwaygal]

its just sad to see you like this

I was going to suggest he see a doctor...but that was just as scary...

 

[L107ANGEL]

I was going to suggest he see a doctor...but that was just as scary...

 

[ConcKahuna]

Good Mafternoon! (That's afternoon but I just woke up!)

And I'll take the gay pilot gnome for my TU...

 

[hiwaygal]

ConcKahuna

 

[L107ANGEL]

Good Mafternoon! (That's afternoon but I just woke up!)

And I'll take the gay pilot gnome for my TU...

 

[hiwaygal]

methinks the title "squeaky clean" is discouraging posters

 

[Mnementh]

Are you sure this riddle is squeaky clean?!?

 

[hiwaygal]

Bratboy

 

[hiwaygal]

Are you sure this riddle is squeaky clean?!?

Yes!

 

[Mnementh]

60 is today's hooty number, so Wooooooo Hoooooooty me!