Fp useless rant

[BayouMickey]

I definitely sense a wind of change..

 

[mcd2745]

ahhh...but we've still managed to squeeze out a few more!

 

[BayouMickey]

Don't know about you, but i'm pooped!

 

[NYDisneyKid]

Confucius say,Man who fart in church sit in his own pew

 

[surferdave]

anyone else getting this vision in their head?

YES!

Spalding Smails: Turds.
Judge Smails: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Spalding Smails: Sorry grandpa I forgot.

 

[metzgardesign]

I think the funny part of the OP is that is was (I believe) written in the poster's native language and then run through a translation generator, which resulted in an overall line of thought, with absolute gibberish holding it all together.

Kinda like that uncle you have over for Thanksgiving, who seems to generally have it together but may drop a verbal deuce during dinner that leaves you going "What?!?!"

You have one of those.....you know you do....admit it.

 

[metzgardesign]

And thusly.....time to get this thread back on track.

Time to stop letting Winnie the "Pooh" slam on the "air brakes" and get things moving again. Verbal Metamucil, as it were.

 

[BayouMickey]

I think the funny part of the OP is that is was (I believe) written in the poster's native language and then run through a translation generator, which resulted in an overall line of thought, with absolute gibberish holding it all together.

Kinda like that uncle you have over for Thanksgiving, who seems to generally have it together but may drop a verbal deuce during dinner that leaves you going "What?!?!"

You have one of those.....you know you do....admit it.

I... am.... that uncle...

 

[metzgardesign]

I... am.... that uncle...

Yeah?....I think I may be, too.

 

[Jessica14]

To get back on track, who's to say I don't want, say, men of different nationalities, touching my butt? My 46 year old, bigger than when I was 21 years old butt?

 

[BayouMickey]

To get back on track, who's to say I don't want, say, men of different nationalities, touching my butt? My 46 year old, bigger than when I was 21 years old butt?

you could.. say... "accidently" brush your butt up against said men of different nationalities hands... just a suggestion

 

[JUANOLAS]

To be clearer then, I love a good well written or delivered comedy routine.

I find using cuss words a cheap way to cover over poor material.

Everyone is entitled to there own opinion .

AKK

I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

 

[Tonka's Skipper]

I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

Not really, not that old!

AKK

 

[AmyB2006]

I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

Harry and Lloyd!!!! They were great in Dumb and Dumber.

Can't wait for Dumb and Dumberer.

JUNOLAS... It's nice to see you back.

 

[Jessica14]

you could.. say... "accidently" brush your butt up against said men of different nationalities hands... just a suggestion

Thanks! The DIS always has the best tips!

 

[BayouMickey]

I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

Amazing.... You only made 3 small sentences and are as understandable as this guy:

 

[BayouMickey]

Thanks! The DIS always has the best tips!

I like helping people

 

[AuroraRora]

you could.. say... "accidently" brush your butt up against said men of different nationalities hands... just a suggestion

Secret inside knowledge at its finest

 

[buckeev]

I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

Exactly! Silent (and deadly!).

PLEASE JUAN...take a breath...and tell us if the lines were really as long, or longer than you've ever experienced. (sorry about the smells).

 

[HeatherLassell]

Personally I'm always happy to be in a LARGE crowd when I fart. No one knows it was me then!