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I really want this thread to take off and make the top 10 list on the DIS Unplugged, I want to hear them describe it on the podcast.

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This thread has me cracking up! Juan sort of reminds me of Uncle Si on Duck Dynasty. I can't understand a word he says, but it is funny nonetheless!
 

To get back on track, who's to say I don't want, say, men of different nationalities, touching my butt? My 46 year old, bigger than when I was 21 years old butt?

Jessica you just need to go find DPCummerbund. He's waiting for you - hand on the rail!


Speaking of farts and handrails - whether you're a child or an adult, I don't care how tired you are or how long you've been waiting in line - DON'T JUST SIT ON OR LEAN ON A HANDRAIL WITHOUT LOOKING FIRST TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND IS ON THE HANDRAIL. I've lost count of the number of times someone has placed their sweaty behind on my hand while I'm standing in line! It's a HANDRAIL, not a BUTTRAIL! Look where you're parking that thing! Jeez Louise, people!
 
A fart in need is a fart in deed. It should be savored and shared with someone you love. It is a complement to share with a stranger savor it love it and appreciate someone cared enough to dump this enchanting aroma on you.
 
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For all of you who don't care to be the bearer of bad gas, may I suggest riding Finding Beano? As for me, I will be on Living with the Wind. I have three males in my house....
 
I get it back in your days nobody cuss...i mean harold loyd and chaplin days. Well cuss an talking kind of silent comedy is your thing.

Bahahahahahahaha!!!! Juanolas, you are hysterical!

Welcome to the DIS, please stay a while pixiedust:
 
blondemom said:
For all of you who don't care to be the bearer of bad gas, may I suggest riding Finding Beano? As for me, I will be on Living with the Wind. I have three males in my house....



I've been lurking and giggling at this thread. But, I just had to wipe soda off my phone. THIS one gets the prize.

*humming* It's a "Big Blew World"
 
Speaking of farts and handrails - whether you're a child or an adult, I don't care how tired you are or how long you've been waiting in line - DON'T JUST SIT ON OR LEAN ON A HANDRAIL WITHOUT LOOKING FIRST TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND IS ON THE HANDRAIL. I've lost count of the number of times someone has placed their sweaty behind on my hand while I'm standing in line! It's a HANDRAIL, not a BUTTRAIL! Look where you're parking that thing! Jeez Louise, people!

Ewwwwww! I don't want to know how you knew these butts were sweaty!
 
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