Fp useless rant

[disneymagicgirl]

All I can say is OMG, thanks, I needed a good laugh tonight! The picture responses were worth reading this whole thing alone!

Yes!

 

[Mrs. Ciz]

Brown huh? That fart filtering underwear must already be used...ick!

 

[Meshell2002]

Funniest thread. Ever.

Especially since on our most recent trip my DD4 announced any time someone blessed her with their musical fruits......she is after all the perfect height for such things....eyes level with the hand rails. And she likes to announce loudly.

 

[ang]

I was so glad I was not the only one that laughed.. I actually scrolled up to make sure I was on the DIS Boards.
Thanks for the laughs! Great Thread!!

 

[Bullseye]

And to the OP

 

[Mommy2Corinne]

Lolololol!!!!! Omg. Tears. Tears literally streaming down my face, and I'm only on page 2.

It's 1:12 am (my little guy was fussy so I had to get up and rock him), and I am trying super hard not to wake DH with my unladylike snorts of laughter. Best.Thread.Ever.

 

[dchronister]

I love this thread!!!! I made my kids come read it because when we are in Disney, I apparently have some really bad luck and spend a lot of time complaining about this very subject, it just seems that everyone in the park waits till I am in their vicinity. I walked into one fixing to get in the ride at SM, that the kind gentleman in front of me had left on the loading dock for me, it was literally like walking into a glass wall because it stopped me in my tracks, by far the most vile thing ever. I remember this every time I go to get in a car at SM. So, this thread really made me laugh out loud!!!!!! So Juan, you are not the only one complaining on this subject. Will be there in 5 weeks, hopefully things won't be so smelly this time. Thanks for livening up these boards, they have been so down and negative lately.

 

[metzgardesign]

I love this thread!!!! I made my kids come read it because when we are in Disney, I apparently have some really bad luck and spend a lot of time complaining about this very subject, it just seems that everyone in the park waits till I am in their vicinity. I walked into one fixing to get in the ride at SM, that the kind gentleman in front of me had left on the loading dock for me, it was literally like walking into a glass wall because it stopped me in my tracks, by far the most vile thing ever. I remember this every time I go to get in a car at SM. So, this thread really made me laugh out loud!!!!!! So Juan, you are not the only one complaining on this subject. Will be there in 5 weeks, hopefully things won't be so smelly this time. Thanks for livening up these boards, they have been so down and negative lately.

You were crop-dusted?

 

[robinb]

A new Stinkerbelle?

 

[minnie mum]

This just came across my news feed and had to share:

Fart Filtering Underwear

Picture these, in red, with little Mickey icons...

Am I a bad person because the first thought I had when reading this was "Holy crap those are expensive!" Disney prices. Must have been made with us in mind.

Although, I really think this is a universal problem. Even Shrek is responsible for proclaiming that it's Better Out Than In.

 

[surferdave]

Am I a bad person because the first thought I had when reading this was "Holy crap those are expensive!" Disney prices. Must have been made with us in mind.

Although, I really think this is a universal problem. Even Shrek is responsible for proclaiming that it's Better Out Than In.

Disney embraced fart humor when they made The Lion King, there's no putting it back now anyway.

 

[Jaya]

PUH-LEEZE, PEOPLE! There are elderly ladies and small children reading this. Watch your language! Do not crudely refer to them as "farts".....the *proper* name is "rectal zephyrs". Thank you.

 

[BayouMickey]

PUH-LEEZE, PEOPLE! There are elderly ladies and small children reading this. Watch your language! Do not crudely refer to them as "farts".....the *proper* name is "rectal zephyrs". Thank you.

yes... and let's keep it shart and sweet..

 

[jrsharp21]

PUH-LEEZE, PEOPLE! There are elderly ladies and small children reading this. Watch your language! Do not crudely refer to them as "farts".....the *proper* name is "rectal zephyrs". Thank you.

 

[Sydnerella]

wow, this thing is still going?!?! So glad to see the DIS does have a sense of humor no matter how 12-year-old boyish after all the FP+ angries!!

btw - thanks for the many new names for the issue at hand. My 9-year old son is sure to be impressed by his mom's expanded fart vocab!

 

[BrianL]

I have been avoiding this thread because I am TIRED of all the FP+ rants and such. I guess I ran out of threads to click, but now I am cracking up! I had no idea of the hilarity hidden in here!

 

[surferdave]

wow, this thing is still going?!?! So glad to see the DIS does have a sense of humor no matter how 12-year-old boyish after all the FP+ angries!!

 

[ShayBells]

Best. Picture. Ever. !! I love it!! And

I love laughing and love the strange looks from my kid since I'm seriously losing it!.

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[ShayBells]

Every time someone makes a line in MK and farts in it, a fairy dies. I feel sorry for everyone that is skipping this thread because they think it's about fp. They don't know what they're missing.

I almost did than got bored and thought what the hell. Now it's 22 pages deep and I can't stop reading and I'm sitting here neglecting my cleaning duties as a mother. Oh the shame.

Still can't quit laughing.

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[ShayBells]

You're ruining it Beavis!

I think Mr Chuck S 'a post. (I can't double quote but the normal one) was the one that made me laugh the most because in the sea of bad fart jokes was a normal response. I can't take it lmao.

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