Fortune cookie sayings

luvmyfam444

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I found an easy way to make fortune cookies - so dd & I want to make them for her friends for Valentine's Day....

Will you help me come up with fortunes to put in there - they will be going to her girl friends (though she may give them to a couple of boys).

BTW they are 12
 
Cool idea! Can you share your fortune cookie recipe?

How about:

-You will learn lots of cool things in school.
-You are a great friend that people enjoy being around.
-Always be yourself!
-So glad we are BFF's!
-Be kind to one and all, you never know if you will meet up with them again when you are old.
-You want to see the new Justin Bieber movie.
-A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
-Your greatest fortune is the number of friends you have.
-A friend is a present you give yourself.
-Smile often and sing LOUD!!
 
on your death, bed you will receive total consciousness.
 
I found an easy way to make fortune cookies - so dd & I want to make them for her friends for Valentine's Day....

Will you help me come up with fortunes to put in there - they will be going to her girl friends (though she may give them to a couple of boys).

BTW they are 12

Would you mind sharing hot you'll make the fortune cookies?

Obey your mother and you will find true happiness

This is my favorite!:lmao: I think if luvmyfam can share her recipe, I will make 3 ginormous cookies for each of my children with this fortune tucked inside.
 
Hmmm. 12 year olds.

- He who shares candy, makes friends and keeps teeth.
- May the bluebird of happiness never fly over your head.
- Love stinks, I'll just take the candy.
- If love is so great, why is Valentine's just for a day?
- Love is no homework.
- You will meet the person of your dreams. In 10 years.
 
A closed mouth gathers no feet
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity
She who laughs at herself never runs out of things to laugh at
She who throws dirt is losing ground
You will be hungry again in one hour
Confucius say: If you think you're going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, think again
It's about time I got out of that cookie
Never forget a friend. Especially if she owe you
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right
Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors
The road to riches is paved with homework
Every exit is an entrance to new experiences
Someone has Googled you recently
You will read this and say, "Wow! I could come up with better fortunes than that!"
You will gain admiration from your peers
Come back later, I'm sleeping (yes, cookies need their sleep too)
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units
 
Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!

(my dad did this with every fortune cookie he ever ate. Eventually he actually got one that said that!)
 
You guys listed some really great ones. :banana:



Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!

(my dad did this with every fortune cookie he ever ate. Eventually he actually got one that said that!)
:worship: This one is awesome.
 
Would you mind sharing hot you'll make the fortune cookies?



This is my favorite!:lmao: I think if luvmyfam can share her recipe, I will make 3 ginormous cookies for each of my children with this fortune tucked inside.

:rotfl2: ME TOO!!
 
The fortune cookie I got yesterday said, "You are the life of any party."
 



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