Former Lasagne Lovers Meet Here!!!

[honugirl]

Sometimes, there are posts that will never leave your brain. I think the knowledge that there is a "poop chart" out there is one of those.

It's a fascinating chart. I did a 2 and a 3 this morning. Yay me!!!!!!!!!

 

[honugirl]

It's okay, you can stay here with us.

Thanks! I feel at home here.

The dark side may have cookies, but ours taste better because they're not organic soy and grass clippings.
Ours are made of oil and blood. And chocolate.

Our cookies taste way better. Have you ever tried wheat grass juice?????? YUCK!!!!!!

You could hear the M&M Lover, but you wouldn't listen. Big difference. You'd probably just scream and spit your tofu on the screen.

AHHHHHHHH! The horrors. I must never let that happen. I'll turn into one of those people who actually call the hate Hannity hot line.

*Disclaimer--I realize these are generalizations, but as with everything else, I have a twisted sense of humor. No offense intended.

I have a twisted sense of humor as well.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

It's a fascinating chart. I did a 2 and a 3 this morning. Yay me!!!!!!!!!

I'll take your word for it. No pix necessary, thanks!

 

[Tink & Goofy]

It's a fascinating chart. I did a 2 and a 3 this morning. Yay me!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo! DS did a number 4 the other day.

Shouldn't they all be called #2?

I'll take your word for it. No pix necessary, thanks!

Where's your sense of adventure?

I have a twisted sense of humor as well.

I suppose that's why we fit in so well here.

 

[honugirl]

I'll take your word for it. No pix necessary, thanks!

Awwww. come on, they're cute. I mean, how cute was it on John and Kate plus 8 when the little kid did his job and they took a picture of it? Can you imagine what it's going to be like in high school having everyone watch your potty training on national television?

Woohoo! DS did a number 4 the other day.

Congrats to him! Those are nice and easy!

Shouldn't they all be called #2?

I thought they were all called #2 until the chart. I will faithfully abide by the chart from now on.


Where's your sense of adventure?

I know, really, it's just poop. Everybody does it.


I suppose that's why we fit in so well here.

Could be.

I'm making green bean casserole. Yum!

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Awwww. come on, they're cute. I mean, how cute was it on John and Kate plus 8 when the little kid did his job and they took a picture of it? Can you imagine what it's going to be like in high school having everyone watch your potty training on national television?

Could be.

I'm making green bean casserole. Yum!

Ooh, yum!

Hey, I got a badge of honor today! I got called a "stupid irrational right-winger" and "an embarrasment to rational republicans" from a non-con lurking on a conservative blog. Wanna know why?
Because I said that I don't believe in evolution. That's the reason. The only one. I'm so proud; I almost feel like SP!
Okay, back to our regular scheduled poop discussions.

 

[honugirl]

Ooh, yum!

Hey, I got a badge of honor today! I got called a "stupid irrational right-winger" and "an embarrasment to rational republicans" from a non-con lurking on a conservative blog. Wanna know why?
Because I said that I don't believe in evolution. That's the reason. The only one. I'm so proud; I almost feel like SP!
Okay, back to our regular scheduled poop discussions.

Congratulations! I'm so proud of you.

OK, now really back to our regularly scheduled poop discussions.

By the way, LOVE the toilet. Where can I get one of those?

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Congratulations! I'm so proud of you.

OK, now really back to our regularly scheduled poop discussions.

By the way, LOVE the toilet. Where can I get one of those?

I don't know. But I need one.

 

[honugirl]

I don't know. But I need one.

I need one too! Imagine everything I could get done.... It would be so nice. Does it come in purple?

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I need one too! Imagine everything I could get done.... It would be so nice. Does it come in purple?

I think it could come in whatever color we wanted to make it.

 

[honugirl]

I think it could come in whatever color we wanted to make it.

Purple it is then!!!!!!!!

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Purple it is then!!!!!!!!

I'll think I'll have green or blue.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Check out this creative restaurant where the food is served in toilet bowls. Latrine cuisine.

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/19/latrine-cuisine/

 

[Tink & Goofy]

Check out this creative restaurant where the food is served in toilet bowls. Latrine cuisine.

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/19/latrine-cuisine/

That's an interesting restaurant. Remind me to not in Taiwan.

Wow. I'll tell ya what belongs in the toilet bowls...the NYT.

How about some nice clean Japanese toilets?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

That's an interesting restaurant. Remind me to not in Taiwan.

Wow. I'll tell ya what belongs in the toilet bowls...the NYT.

How about some nice clean Japanese toilets?

I don't get that, because not all women are straight shooters, if you kwim.

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I don't get that, because not all women are straight shooters, if you kwim.

I do know.

I'd like to use this bathroom.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

Awwww. come on, they're cute. I mean, how cute was it on John and Kate plus 8 when the little kid did his job and they took a picture of it? Can you imagine what it's going to be like in high school having everyone watch your potty training on national television?

I really worry what those kids are going to be like later in life. Those parents are a train wreck!

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I really worry what those kids are going to be like later in life. Those parents are a train wreck!

The mom is a piece of work. I feel sorry for the dad.

 

[DisneyMomOK]

The mom is a piece of work. I feel sorry for the dad.

I wonder what she was like, before the kids?

 

[Tink & Goofy]

I wonder what she was like, before the kids?

I don't know. Couldn't have been too bad or he wouldn't have married her.

Would he?