For fun: If pins came with warning labels

[Luv2Roam]

What should the warning label include?

 

[pin addict]

WARNING May be habit forming, start collecting at your own risk.

May contain sharp objects

 

[Luv2Roam]

Warning: May cause Rubber Neck Syndrome. Wearer may find themselves stopping dead in their tracks to gawk at another's pins/lanyard.

 

[Eeyore's Pal]

Maximum Dose: Four pins per day.

Serious side affects may occur if this dose is exceeded. In case of accidental overdose call 1-407-WDISNEY.

 

[suzanneb]

ROTFL

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
(as Figgy would say ;-)

I guess I'd add, "use with caution, may be habit forming" yeah, right...caution ;-)

 

[TIGGERSMOM]

Caution: Small metal objects may be hazardous to your credit cards. Failure to heed this warning may result in family eye rolling, sighing and head shaking. Disney excepts no liability for bankruptcies ot divorces due to adiction to said metal objects.

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

Caution: May cause increase in available frequent flyer miles as well as repeated trips to southern locales in a single year. May affect funding of other hobbies.

Warning: May cause security delays at airports; please allow extra time when traveling by air.

~Nancy~

 

[Tinkerbel129]

CAUTION:

Handle with EXTREME care!! This object has a sharp point, not responsible for side effects caused by pricking yourself.

Bad Side Effects are: rough fingertips (from taking the backs off so many times), blurred vision (from looking at so many in any given day), memory loss (because you can't remember what you have or have not), severe memory loss (when you have to explain why the credit cards are so high).

Good Side Effects: you feel HAPPY inside, you have made GREAT friendships, you get to go to the most WONDERFUL place on earth,

 

[disneyboysmousehouse]

WARNING: The ability to complete a set of the Disney Store 100 Years of Dreams State pin series is harder than it appears.