Absolutely no idea how to sew beyond a button. So, I have read and read and read EVERYTHING I could find about FEs. I then decided to do a no-sew version. Upon telling my DH about it, he suggested asking my MIL for help. Well, long story short, I did. She said she could help me sew one.
So, I researched more here, gathered all my facts, got some tips on fabrics after one feeling-clueless trip to JoAnn's.
Then, headed to my mother-in-law's with five different sets of FE instructions (from here and another site) loaded on my ipad and all of my ingredie - err - materials.
Upon arriving, she informed me that her friend who sews a lot was going to help us and we were driving over to her house. Uh --- okay. I'll take any help I can from any willing party.
We walked into her house and were invited into her - wait for it - sewing room. This woman had EVERYTHING! I came to find out over the course of the next few hours that she made her own clothes for many years, quilts beautifully, and had some tools that made my eyes pop out. And she was on my FE team!
I certainly did NOT make this FE, but I can say, "I helped!" (if ironing on interfacing and reading instructions counts as helping!

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And here it is... I think it's super cute! We also made a design-alternation and made the bottom pocket a little larger in case anyone gives out taller gifts. (Oh yeah, and I tied the bows!)
and a close up
Oh yeah, I also ironed on the cute rose!
Thanks, everyone, for your tips, posts, various instructions, and photos. I tried to convince my MIL's friend that she and I could go into business together: She makes them and I market the heck out of them and list/sell them on ebay. She siad she was very happy she could help Mandy's (my MIL) daughter-in-law, but she would pass on the business venture.

Eh, well, it was worth a try. If only I could sew.....
- Dreams