Good morning peeps.

Day off today.
Was hoping for outside chores this morning but it's dank out.
Sun is expected later today so maybe I'll get some rake work
in afterall. If not,
It's Friday so I leave you with this.
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a
faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.