Todd, just so we're clear......your race partner is talking smack on the muddy buddy thread. And since you, as his loyal team mate, will share his unfortunate fate, you might want to convince him to settle down. I am trained to win at all costs no matter the collateral damage. That includes mud fights! Don't make me crush you both. I'm begging you. You both seem so nice, I would rather not kill you. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Your friend, Launchpad11B
See, I knew he scared me!