finish this story

[imsorry]

imsorry went to broadway......

 

[Quackmore]

And got drunk as a...

 

[ScoJo15]

In hopes of seeing the new Broadway production of Tarzan...

 

[Chicago526]

to see "Lion King" but got bad directions and got lost...

 

[Quackmore]

to see "Lion King" but got bad directions and got lost...

She got lost and...

 

[imsorry]

got on the wrong bus...

 

[escape]

and ended up in Hell's Kitchen where she....

 

[Sparx]

tasted the fried chicken, but she

 

[Briarmom]

tasted the fried chicken, but she

really wanted to go see Briarmom in the role of Fontine in Les Mis so she...

 

[imsorry]

really wanted to go see Briarmom in the role of Fontine in Les Mis so she...

went to Port Authority and got on a bus heading West....

 

[Briarmom]

went to Port Authority and got on a bus heading West....

and when she got to the theatre she discovered that Briarmom had gotten beaten up by Idina Menzel (formerly of Wicked) for making out with Idina's hubby, Taye Diggs.

 

[imsorry]

and when she got to the theatre she discovered that Briarmom had gotten beaten up by Idina Menzel (formerly of Wicked) for making out with Idina's hubby, Taye Diggs.

so she pulled the limo to the stage door, but Briarmom and Taye in the backseat, opened some champagne and drove further West......

 

[Briarmom]

so she pulled the limo to the stage door, but Briarmom and Taye in the backseat, opened some champagne and drove further West......

to North Dakota. No one wanted to stay there, so imsorry called...

 

[escape]

to North Dakota. No one wanted to stay there, so imsorry called...

Delta Airlines to see if there were any first class tickets to .....

 

[imsorry]

Delta Airlines to see if there were any first class tickets to .....

Paris!! Ah, gay Paree!!!

 

[Briarmom]

Paris!! Ah, gay Paree!!!

Thank goodness everyone had their passports! So imsorry, Briarmom, and Taye Diggs all flew to Paris where they...

 

[escape]

Thank goodness everyone had their passports! So imsorry, Briarmom, and Taye Diggs all flew to Paris where they...

hooked up with Johnny Depp and took a whirlwind tour of ....

 

[Stitchfans]

hooked up with Johnny Depp and took a whirlwind tour of ....

hooked up with Johnny Depp and took a whirlwind tour of Illinois to find Johnny's long lost love Stitchfans

 

[nwdisgal]

It was a long flight from Paris to O'hara, but by god, it was worth it, because at the end of the line, there would be dinner at Charlie Trotters. First, though, they had to look fabulous, so they headed off to Marshall Field's to buy a smashing evening dress. While they were at it, they hoarded some boxes of Frangos and stuffed them in their Louis Vuitton bags. They were concerned about the rumors that Macy's was taking over the place....