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[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Cletus,

We the Dis girls will have a talk with your mom and let her know that her behavior is ruining the family. We will let you know.

Fondly,

Mrs Momtomootoo

 

[my3kids]

Well, as was mentioned earlier, Honey had an extreme fear from a former incident involving the SPCA, some carnies in town for the fair, and a Clark Candy Bar. Bear with me as I try to go back in time to create this terrifying and formative event in Honey's life.

As Mrs. MooToo mentioned, it all stemmed from obedience school at age 3. The SPCA sponsored the school that Honey was sent to. Each of the students were forced to perform tricks for treats. In each puppy's case, they were rewarded with a dog bone. Honey, being human, received a minature Clark candy bar. In a very unfortunate series of events, the carnies who were setting up the county fair in the vacant lot next door stormed into the SPCA one night, high on cotton candy and looking for a fight. They started throwing funnel cakes everywhere, which sent the puppies into a frenzy. Everyone was terrified and dogs, carnies, the instructor, and Honey were running in circles, afraid for their very lives. The instructor did what he could, but he was but a single man against this large band of carnival workers. He was powerless. Most of the puppies escaped the melee through a small cat door hidden in the back of an open closet. Honey was too big to squeeze, being that she was quite a stocky 3 year old, in part because of all the candy bars she won as the prize student. After subduing the instructor by hitting him in the eye with the minature Clark Candy bars, the carnies captured Honey and took her to the fair ground.

Honey was very afraid of heights, anything that spun, and especially being with carney folk, because they were just plain scary. The workers forced her to do the unimaginable: ride the ferris wheel and the spinning tilt-a-whirl. Before the teacher regained his senses and called Mo and Glo to the scene, Honey was struck with a terror of all men and a fear such as Mo and Glo had never seen on the faces of anything they had previously preyed upon.

They rushed her home and tried as best as they could to lick her wounds, but they were emotional, not physical and try as they did, Mo and Glo could not cure Honey's hatred for men.

As she aged, she knew that what would heal her would be taking out her hatred by hurting men. That mysterious spark that attracted all men was a burning desire on Honey's part to hurt them. She became a "love them and leave them" kind of HOney...bitter to this very day.

How could the DIS girls, Cletus, Diabetty, Mo and Alex help her:

 

[Mishetta]

they decided to take HOney to the Fair Grounds so that she could face her fears & hopefully regain her senses! Afterall, she was an adult now & although she would never eat another Clark Bar again, she was going to tasta (oopss.....sorry, that's my Italian coming out... ) some Cotton Candy. She was determined to lick her fear!

 

[Mom2Cletus&Diabetty]

I can't! I can't! I can't see another ferris wheel. And if I conquer my fear, will men still find me irresistible? Do I want to change? I love men. Oh that night was so awful, seeing the teacher knocked unconscious by those ***** bars. I can't even say the brand name .

I want to be good to my children, but am I too good to give up my ways??? It is so complicated!

Someone, take me away!

Help!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Honey,

We all feel your pain. I too had a horrible experience as a child that involved candy. My evil candy was pop rocks and I can't even begin to tell you what happened. so sad. However, it did not turn me into a trollop (although mr momtomootoo would have liked it) I just remained strong and now I attend a support group for people just like us. Children hurt by candy have got to know it is not their fault. Please join me in our next session. We are all survivors.

Peace,

MOMTOMOOTOO

 

[my3kids]

So Honey did visit the MooToo's for some candy and carnival worker therapy sessions, and they were very helpful. She was no longer terrified of the candy bar aisle in the supermarket, much to her children's delight. Honey, however, was still a trollop, so Mrs. MooToo sent her home.

Now, Honey was still radiating her irrepresible charm, although not in anger but in lust. It turns out she really was just a Ho.

Mo was beside himself. Short of some sort of shock therapy, he didn't know of anyway to help that skanky daughter of his. He was pretty handy with electrical issues around the house. Although he didn't have any knowlege of psychology or electroconvulsive therapy, he rigged up what he thought would make do in a pinch. He took Honey's Pasta Pro that she ordered from the TV, a cord off of an Elvis lamp that had not sold in the yard sale, a large sheet of Reynold's wrap, and the salon style hair dryer Honey liked to use on the front porch after a day of swimming.

He sat Honey down after she returned from the MooToo's and plugged her in:

 

[Mishetta]

Honey started screaming (first it seemed in pain but then Mo could tell it was pure delight...) "yes, yes, yes! Oh...that's so good! Zap me again!!!" It just "zapped" Ho right down to her very core! To think, Mo created something that will give Honey the opportunity to give up her appetite for men & just use the homemade "happy zapper!" Yessirreee!! She may even market this thing! Woo Hoo!!! All you can hear is Honey yelling "plug me in again!!" Followed by squeals of delight "yes, yes, yes!!"

 

[my3kids]

Well, Mo's good intentioned attempts at forming a fit mother for his grandchildren had hit a bit of a glitch, it seems. True, Honey was now staying home with her children; she was no longer hanging out by the docks or at the Island Impressions Bar, but she stayed plugged in on the front porch pretty much around the clock. The neighbors covered their children's eyes and ears as they walked past, some nasty teenagers stood in the front yard and mocked poor Honey, the Island Electric Cooperative threatened to cut off power to her house because Honey's escapades were causing brown outs in other areas of the island, and she lost dramatic amounts of weight because she couldn't take a break from pleasuring herself to eat. Sadly, still her children did not have a person to mother them. Mo decided to take drastic measures. He:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

was so sick of living in this unending Clairol commercial, not to mention the poster size photos of Fabio all over the front porch, he decided to pack up the kids and go back to the states. Mo made some phone calls to the Scottsdale realtor but sadly, nothing was available. The realtor did have a nice property for sale in Teaxas though. Although Mo did not like the effects humidity had on his fur, he decided the plains of Texas was better than the islands for the children. The only kink in the plan was how to get Honey to agree. Mo devised a plan like no other..he would simply.......

 

[cheeringmom]

kidnap her. She wasn't going to listen to him anyway. So he had to hire a group of kidanppers that would do the job quickly and quietly. The first guy Mo hired was....

 

[Mishetta]

an electrician & a company which would provide generated power during HOney's kidnapping so that she could just stay "plugged" into her "happy zapper!" Mo figured since HOney was in such a hypnotic ectasy stage, she wouldn't even know that she was being lifted & carried off to a plane! The men showed up & carefully(but quickly) re-plugged her "happy zapper" into the traveling generator & took off with HOney still sounding like a Clairol commerical! (That was good Mootoo! )

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

.

 

[Mishetta]

(OMG! Not touching this one!! NO WAY!!! )

 

[cheeringmom]

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/17/17_1_24.gif' border=0></a> (me either!!!)

 

[Lewski709]

a bit too far for me

 

[cheeringmom]

(off the subject, but did you all realize that there is a honeywolf7 who posts on the dis boards? I also saw a glo. hmmm wondering if you all use alternate names!!hehehehehehe someone needs to get us out of this PI predictament)

 

[my3kids]

Oh heck...I'll do it:

The movers/kidnappers were amazed at just what electricity could do. They were hoping they could turn down the current enough enroute to get Honey off the chair so they could have a try.

Unsuccessful at getting Honey to give up her erotic throne, they completed the kidnapping and got the family reunited in west Texas.

Honey remained plugged in but developed a bit of a cowboy thing when the machine got a glitch and the salon chair bucked a bit like a bronco. Alternating with the clariol commercial were cries of ride 'em cowboy. Fortunately, Mo had invested wisely over the years and was able to afford a good deal of land so there were no neighbors to see or hear the spectical.

The goal all along had been to force her into motherhood and out of her man hunting ways. Mo took another drastic step. He cut off the electricity to the house at the main panel, and seeing as though Honey was not too bright, she was unable to flip the switch to reignite her fire. She sat in a corner crying for several weeks but suddenly a ray of sunshine in their bizarre lives:


(any resemblance to any character, living or dead, real or imagined is purely coincidental.)

 

[my3kids]

Honey seemed to be snapping out of her blue funk. She said, "Let's go to Disneyland!" and so they did. Cletus and Diabetty loved it. After the therapy sessions at MooToo's house, Honey wasn't too terribly afraid of the rides, and Mo loved the weather and wearing sun glasses...he just loved to do that and watch people's reactions to a wolf in glasses.

Mo sat back and watched his family laughing and having the time of their lives...it was if a miracle had taken place. Then:

 

[Mishetta]

Mishetta (Me-Shay-Ta) showed up (since she loved CA) & offered to show the Ho family around. She took them to Mann's Chinese Theatre where they all got to try to fit their feet (& paws) in the footprints of the Stars....they walked up & down the Hollywood Walk of Fame looking at the Stars on the sidewalk. They looked at all the strange Hollywood people with purple mohawks & rings pierced nearly everywhere on their bodies....Mo really like the purple Mohawk & wondered if he could sport one of those too!

Then they all decided to take a drive through Beverly Hills. Mo insisted on sitting in the front seat of the convertable that Mishetta rented. Mo felt so cool driving down Rodeo Dr with his cool rhinestone sunglasses on & big ears flopping in the wind. (Hmmm....wolves do not have big ears do they? Well, I'll keep that in for a cute visual effect!) They stopped at the Cheesecake Factory for lunch (altho they had some fast talking to do to get Mo in) & then after lunch, rode up Sunset Avenue thru Beverly Hills looking at all the beautiful mansions. Mo made Mishetta stop by a Fire Hydrant but aside from that quick stop, they kept on moving. Mishetta showed them around some celebrity homes & then they decided to head back to their hotel to call it a night. It had been a long day. Everyone was satisfied except for....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Honey of course. You see here she was in Hollywood and Ho thought for sure the celebritites would be knocking down her door. Alas, Honey was wrong this time, could it be Ho was aging not so gracefully. Honey set by the pool with her Pina Colada watching the children frolic in the water with their grandaddy, when who should appear but......