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[my3kids]

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[MOMTOMOOTOO]

use double sided tape. It always works for her! After some deep soul searching and the wonders that the tape did for Ho's self esteem, she reconsidered and agreed to star in
"You Get My Geritol Goin", however, she (being the Diva that she was) had some outrageous demands. The first was that the set be equipped with a kennel. Ho needed the support of Glo and Mo Monroe her wolf parents. The second request was going to be a little harder to honor, you see Ho requested a......

 

[my3kids]

second TV special, a FOX reality show whose premise was to see how many men could fall in love with her in a 14 day period. At the end of the show, Ho was to pick one of the men who wouold present her with a ring and their eternal love and financial support, as well as pet insurance policy for the parents.

She was forgetting about the husband she still had, but who had been left behind on the honeymoon. She sent a DISser back for him.

This wiley producer knew he had a sure hit with the Gerital thing so he agreed in writing to the reality show. Despite days of back and forth negotiations and trips from one hotel to the other, Honey, oddly enough, still refused to ride in a car with the producer. The city bus fare became quite expensive, so the producer asked Honey to:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

cozy on up to the bus driver. Ho quickly agreed because the bus driver was so darn bear like. (he reminded ho of daddy) Now with the bus fare out of the way, it would leave more money for....

 

[my3kids]

The filming of the stunts for the Geritol special. Honey was a little bit horrified and a little bit turned on to hear that she would have to:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

actually use a trapeeze. Sure she has always had fantasies, but she worried if the double sided tape would lose its effectiveness under the blaring hot lights. Also she was informed that her leading man was quite a bit older then her, she was not so sure that she would get along with her costar whose name was...

 

[my3kids]

Dick Clark. It wasn't his first name that bothered her, but more his last. Honey, you see, had had a terrifying incident as a child involving a Clark Candy Bar, some carnies in town for the fair and the SPCA.. It was a terrible, terrible thing that still shook her to her very core.

Could she and Dick work together? Would the tape hold? Oh this was just too much for poor Honey's brain to take in. See, she was a simple minded girl and focused better on single problems at a time. Two issues at once just:

 

[Mishetta]

led her to prowling for men. Of course, she found any excuse to do that!

Honey & Dick starting rehearsing on the trapeeze. They called in My3kids to supply chalk for their hands. Mr.Momtomootoo, MrMy3kids & Mr.Mishetta were called into set the net up. Cheeringmom & her cheerleaders were called in to "cheer" them on (what else could they do afterall??) Cruisin'Kroezes were called in to supply stretchers & first aid (in case of any accidents) & KpgClark was filming. But KpgClark was gone...disappeared!! Where was KpgClark? Everyone started to think that he was somehow shoved in that locker in Detroit since no one has seen him/her since!! Honey suggested they call TJ back into this twisted storyline so that he could find KpgClark!

TJ said he'd take on the case, but first he had to solve Mr.Momtomootoo's case of the missing (very exciting & recognized the world over) Momtomootoo...was she still somewhere alone with Russell Crowe? Or was it Enrique? Was Momtomootoo turning into Honey now???

 

[my3kids]

When TJ asked Mr. MooToo about his wife, he became very antsy. "What wife?" he was overheard flipantly answering. He emphatically stated that he knew NOTHING about her whereabouts, but was also observed tearing photos of Enrique and Russell Crowe into teeny tiny bits.

Before the group could get all worked up about that, because TJ was on the case and he was the greatest sheriff's deputy since Barney Fife, they had to worry about where the rest of the cast had gone. Should someone send a PM to kpgclark telling of her duty to film, should someone notify cheeringmom that the double sided tape was so far working....

Just as all were musing these important questions, Honey said:

 

[Lewski709]

I'm leaving. I can't take this anymore. Who would go with her but

 

[my3kids]

the producer. He waved the signed contract in her face and put her on a city bus right back to the filming of the Geritol Show. Poor Honey was miserable and let everyone around her know all about each and every problem. She continued in the depressing cycle until she noticed there were some younger men on the set. Not everyman was Dick Honeycouldn'tevensayhislastname. She noticed the handsome camera men and the sound guy with the great haircut, and the stunning security guard and on and on. Yes, Ho was back to her tricks:

 

[Lewski709]

and they too noticed her. How could they not? With her growl and ...............

 

[cheeringmom]

hairy legs?? oops that was her ma Gro. No, they noticed Ho's lushious lips now that most of the collagin was gone, they were almost back to normal signs. But guess who came back into the picture? Ho's arch nemesis Lewski......

 

[my3kids]

Someone should be calling the police to report her nakedness, so Honey did just that. Problem was, naked as Lewski was in her quest to steal Ho's men, Honey's parents were right there on the Gerital set....and state law strickly forbade any animals on movie sets. Not only did the paddy wagon full of lewd men come to haul Lewski off, but the dog catcher came to take Ho's wolf parents away! She immediately screamed:

 

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Oh no, Glo, Moe, don't go. But go they did. It seems some talent scouts for the Mirage were on the set to see Ho (in hopes of signing her for a very lucrative pay-per view) but they were more impressed with the wolves. Glo and Mo were immediately wisked off to Vegas where they would become the new act of
Siegfried and Joy (she was filling in while Roy recovers) Just about the same time naked Lewski was totally humiliated it seems one of the lewd men in the paddy wagon was an ex boyfriend......

 

[Mishetta]

of Ho's! Ho screamed "stop that paddy wagon full of lewd men!!" This time it seemed she was interested in climbing in a (wagon) car full of strange men! There were just too many to pass up! So in she hopped! She asked them if they had seen KpgClark but they all denied seeing her. She also asked them if they had seen Momtomootoo (who mysteriously reappeared while this was being typed) but they hadn't seen her either. Seems like these 2 were missing in action! "Who cares" thought Ho. She was the only woman in the paddy wagon & the lewd men were forced to pay attention to her & only her! When the paddy wagon came to a stop....

 

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Ho, called Dreams Unlimited to see if they find her resaonable airfare to Vegas. Ho wanted to be there for the premier of
Siegfried & Joy. Her parents were always there for her. DU was able to get Ho the flight she needed so off she went. (good save me-shay=ta huh?) Now back to naked lewski

 

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Before naked lewski could confront her ex,(who had left her at the alter in her beautiful yellow taffeta dress) Ho jumped lewski and punched her square in the face! Well my3 and Mishetta Mishetta would not stand by and let Ho pounce their friend so both immediatly.....

 

[Mishetta]

found some clothes for Lewski to put on (because My3 & Me-shay-ta were uncomfortble around naked women) & off they went to (I have no idea, but I'm sending them off somewhere again! Help me out here Dis Sisters! )

 

[Cruisin]

WalMart. They decided that they really, really needed to get