Finish The Sentence Game

[Dotty]

We are having peanut butter on toast, because I am a really bad cook!

Last time I cooked for a dinner party....

 

[swimmingneno]

I never saw my house again

And after the guests left...

 

[mommytotwo]

I was tired, but had to clean up.

When I feel sick...................

 

[Dotty]

normally I like to have a sleep in my nice comfy bed.

But since I destroyed the house while making dinner, I had to...

 

[POOHLUV69]

pay someone to clean it up for me.

Next time I cook dinner.......

 

[Kitty 34]

I will follow the recipe exactly!!!

I thought this thread............

 

[Cassidy]

would be a perfect story...

But then i had...

 

[Dotty]

a craving for coffee.

On my way to Starbucks I saw...

 

[Cassidy]

LINDSAY LOHAN

I went up to her and..

 

[shinslinger66]

Said how is your hang over from New Years Eve?

She said...

 

[Dotty]

I think I need to get coffee as well !!

We kept walking and then suddenly...

 

[shinslinger66]

About 30 paparazzi were taking photo's of Linsay.

She said...

 

[Dotty]

Only 30? I thought I was much more famous than that!

Then she started to cry, so I...

 

[shinslinger66]

Grabed Lindsay's hand and walked her next door to the wine bar.

We got to the bar to order drinks and Lindsay said...

 

[Cassidy]

Get me a triple..

So I got her a triple and dumped it on her.

 

[Dotty]

so she called the police.

The Officer said to me...

 

[shinslinger66]

Lindsay will not press charges if you work for her for a week.

So I said...

 

[mommytotwo]

So I said to my stepson to start communicating with his mom.


When I eat a salad.................

 

[POOHLUV69]

I like it loaded with ranch dressing.

Tomorrow I will be.........

 

[mommytotwo]

spending time with my family.


For Easter.................