I'm not into ice skating and can only name one or two people, but I thought the greatest routine I ever saw was when Brian Boitano skated to the song "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" from the movie South Park.
If you haven't seen the movie, it's the full-length feature of the reviled cartoon show South Park.
Anyway, in the movie they sing the song. It sort of pokes fun at him and here are the lyrics:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an *** or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano would do.
And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.
*** Brian Boitano doesn't take s@*t from an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano do.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
*** that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do.
ANYWAY, I saw him do a routine to this song and I thought that was great. He took a song that was kind of poking fun at himself and he turned it around and had a great time with it. I remember it to this day.
He's quite the hottie!
It has been neat to watch her grow as a singles skater since then though.
