Favorite Movie Quotes

[gemini2727]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Animal House

"The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is (some kid- I forget, lol) who guessed "some kind of beef.” Meatballs

"She turned me into a newt!....I got better..." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[luvmy3]

"It's got electrolytes"

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

[mickeysgal]

Run like the wind, Bullseye - ToyStory

You sit on a throne of lies - Elf

He's got two, He's got two! - Jingle all the Way

It's a trap! - StarWars

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!" - Blues Brothers

 

[laurafergie]

Fried Green Tomatoes

Evelyn Couch: "If I was going to kill you, I'd use my hands." (in the most soft Southern voice ever)

 

[WDWBarb]

"I'd rather have 15 minutes of wonderful than a whole lifetime of nothing special."

"Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion."

Both from Steel Magnolias.

 

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

Truvy: In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.


Truvy: Well, these thighs haven't gone out of the house without lycra on them sice I was 14.
Clairee: You were brought up right.

 

[Kathryn Merteuil]

"I hope your babies look like monkeys". - Michele Weinberger

from Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

"There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!" A League of Their Own

Start using your head! That's that lump three feet above your a--!

Jimmy Dugan is my absolute favorite movie character.

 

[anniemae]

You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup......oh it looks good on you though.


Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack

 

[Wall-E1]

Coffee is for closers only - Glengarry Glen Ross

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? - Stand By Me

Those aren't pillows! - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Even though my anus was broken, I knew the rest of our journey would be great success. - Borat

 

[heretolearn]

"Tell me something, my friend, Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker from Batman

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

When Harry Met Sally...
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

 

[LongLiveDisney]

Bunch of ones we often quote are from Toy Story:

Woody: This is a perfect time to panic!
Buzz: We're not ON my planet!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. (this one is usually directed at DH)
Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

And something I often have to say at work -- Mary Poppins:

Mr. Banks: My dear, never confuse efficiency with a liver complaint.

My favorite Toy Story quote: "YOU....ARE...A...TOYYYY!!!!!"

 

[mcraige]

From "As Good As It Gets"

Melvin Udall: Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

 

[nmmom95]

I already see quite a few that I love here. I would add:

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Learning about Cuba and having some food. Fast Times at Ridgemont High

The world needs ditch diggers, too. Caddyshack

Francisco! That's fun to say! Elf

 

[Sabeking]

What' s Up Doc?

Barbara Streisand: love means never having you are sorry
Ryan O'Neal responds: That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard!

Mocking line used in Love Story

 

[Mom_Rides]

Steel Magnolias Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!

That ones my fave!!!

From The 40 Year Old Virgin:

David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to Yah Mo Burn This Place To The Ground.

Always think of that when The Doobie Brothers or Michael McDonald come on the music at work!

 

[mikehn]

I'll be back

Make my day

 

[low-key]

We're on a mission from God

, loved that quote and movie


"we shall never speak of this again"