Favorite Disney Ride Quotes???

[Oglet]

"Arriba! That's Spanish" - Goofy at ACG

 

[thecapells]

How about some from the World Showcase:

"Those who seek the spirit of Norway face peril and adventure"

followed shortly by:

"Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!"

 

[Herbie]

Time to be movin' along........

 

[cameyer85]

Not exactly a ride but:
"Look at all the humans in the human tank! "
Turtle talk with Crush.

 

[madalex]

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow."

Don't forget the rest of the quote: "Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring."

 

[Tropical Wilds]

"Hooter! Listen! The Command considers us a bunch of losers. But we’re gonna ’cause we’re the best. We don’t we’ll be drummed out of the corps."
~ Captain Eo

"Stopping in the middle of the row is distinctly unpatriotic."
~ Sam the Eagle

"We wants the redhead"
~ PotC

"If it is worth doing, it is worth doing with XS..."
~ Alien Encounter

Sam the Eagle: "It's a glorious 3 hours finale!"
Kermit: "You've got a minute and a half."

"A salute to all nations... but mostly America.
~ Sam the Eagle

"And don't forget these little beauties"
~Soarin

"I will turn you into....TRASH CANS!!"

"Boy, I'm tired, I think I'll go over to the Hall of Presidents and take a nap."

"You can't run away from trouble...ain't no place that far."

"Wait, take me with you. I mean, it's a nice song, but they just won't stop"

"A warm welcome back to those of you who made it, and a friendly word of warning..."

"Before you check into a desrted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood, make sure you know just what kind iof vacancy you're filling, or you just might end up in..... THE TWILIGHT ZONE!"

"Oh, doesn't that look beautiful."
"Yeah. Too bad they're going to spoil it with a pig!"

"You are about to discover what lies beyond the fifth dimension, beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination . . . in the Tower of Terror"

"Here's a toast to pirating and it's many shiny rewards."

And everything from Haunted Mansion... I can read off that whole ride, if asked.

 

[WDWaholicDCLnut]

Our next stop is Disney's Polynesian Resort......monorail

 

[dvcHammer]

"Your late, and just you think about that!" Ellen's Energy Adventure

 

[BLTLDZ]

"I am your host..your ghost host, wuahahahahaha"

Haunted Mansion

 

[hpygrll]

Oooh, also "Not our Dino" - from Dinosaur
Everytime we're waiting for a Disney bus, and it's not the one we're looking for, we say "not our dino". Now my 3 year old nephew says "is that our dino?" while we're waiting for our Disney bus.

We do that too! All the time - sometimes we get strange looks when we're not on Disney property! Love that ride!

Jenny

 

[cuchu2005]

'Don't...move...a muscle' (Mission: Space)

'Hey, I love that idea, how about some backstage passes for everyone, come on, make it happen!' (RNR Coaster)

There are tons more, but I like these.

Mx

 

[sara_serendipity88]

"You are not the first to pass this way...nor shall you be the last!" - The Maelstrom, Norway

Can you tell that's one of my favorite rides?

 

[PetLoopers]

"I always say if you're gonna be married marry a girl with a sense of humor."

COP

 

[psac]

"Donald, wake up, it's show time! Don't forget the orchestra! And don't touch my hat!"

Followed by...

"Bon Jour! It is with deepest pride, and greatest pleasure as we welcome you tonight.
And now the dining room proudly presents... your dinner."

-The beginning of the awesomeness that is Philharmagic.

 

[Minnesota!]

"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day" - Carousel of Progress

this is my fave, too...

 

[kbelle8995]

"Is Celine Dion Here?" "I have a fastpass for Soarin, I don't want to miss it." O Canada.



It makes me Laugh everytime.

Also France Movie "My bellovant France." Sorry my french is lousy.

 

[Tazicket]

"Stupid Judy; stupid energy!"

"Don't step over the center crate - it's a fire hazard. You will trip and fall, I will point and laugh, and then I'll get fired." (Jungle Cruise)

 

[tinkerbesh]

monorail: Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

Spaceship Earth: Your time machine is now rotating backwards.

Maelstrom: Disappear! Disappear!

TZTT: This elevator travels directly to...The Twilight Zone!

RnRC: ...5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1!

Muppet Vision 3D: It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America."

Star Tours (the old one): I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s… mine, too!

Carousel of Progress: And when it becomes a reality, it's a dream come true for you and meee-eee-eee. (specifically the last time it's sung- we like to sing along with the harmony & ham it up

Splash Mountain: Pretty good, sure as yer born.

And last, but not least... We always say the Spanish announcement for BTMRR in a cowboy accent (...manows, brazows, pee-yes ee pee-air-nahs dentrow day veheecoolow

 

[siskaren]

"Rat, shmat. Besides, they're tourists. What do they know?"

 

[flyslyw]

From Dinosaur:

Computer- "Warning! Meteor shower in range."
Seeker- "Just little ones..."