EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Ehm.

I would like to order a clone as well. Here is the particular model I'm looking for:

Who do I need to discuss this with?

Very nice choice.

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms Wendy

But of course I want (need) the bling. Please include the "Accessory Group". Will the clone come pre-programmed so he will already know my beverage of choice for the cup? Or will you be providing an instruction manual?

Looking forward to receiving my clone.

Oh, and do you have a frequent buyer program? I may considere purchasing other models.

Sincerely

got2travel

Dear Ms Got2travel,

Our clones can be pre-programed for your specific "wants and needs", and can arrive pre-programed to serve you the beverage of your choice or whatever you current desire might be... .

We do have a Frequent Buyer Program that could offer you a substantial discount on your future purchases and we do buy back older models to be refurbished and distributed to "needy wenches" when you choose to upgrade to a newer model.

We hope you will continue to order and contact us for your future purchases.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[maddhatir]

Ok now that i can see the color of the liquid in it i will admit it is most likely a drink. But in the first one, i couldnt see that and was just guessing by the shape of the item.

Believe me- I only knew this b/c I had already studied the "item" very closely in the past when I first saw the pic!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Ooooooo, Ooooooo, Oooooooo
Ms Wendy,

I hate to be a pest, but I've reconsidered my clone request and would like to put in an order for this one.....

I don't know, I may have to splurge and buy two! What's a girl to do? Decisions, decisions!

Yeah You can post pics too now. The more pics the better.

 

[maddhatir]

Hey I wanna apply for the job of President of "taste testing"

Hello? Who do I need to talk to around here to get the job???

Do you need to submit a resume or can I get the job just on merit??

 

[Blueberry]

Ms. Wendy,

Thank you for offering me the PR position at your agency. As you know I was referred by Ms. Mad. I am very happy to hear about your discount program..and um...more than EXCITED to hear about opportunity to sample new models. I want you to know that take my work very seriously and do not mind working holidays, weekends, weekdays, mornings, afternoons, evenings...basically anytime. Thank You again and I am available yo start IMMEDIATELY.

Ms. Tara

Dear Ms Tara,

You are HIRED and expect to work 24/7 here as the orders are just rolling in..but I know you do not mind.. It is a HARD job but someone has to do it...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[SnowWhite33]

Near Ft Knox.....

Where are you located???

In Shelby County, but I use to live in Bullitt County, not far from Ft Knox. We are nearly neighbors

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms Madhatir,

Your application has been recieved and we are pleased to inform you that you have been HIRED immediately as President of Taste Testing. However, please be advised your new position involves working with the clones that are produced with BAD HAIR and involve finding them good homes, which is a real challenge. I feel with your qualifications of being a long time Mr Depp Obsessed Wench you will more than meet our needs in this position.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Ms. Wendy,

I would like to order the two following clone models:

I eagerly await my order!!!

Sincerly,
Mrs. Tom Morrow

Dear MrsTomMorrow

Your order has been recieved and your Clones are currently in Production. I want to inform you that since you are ordering two of the same Pirate, though differnt models that you qualify for our "Wrigley Spearmint Twins Package", this will save you quite a bit of money, plus with the Twins we throw in the Orli Accessory pack for each clone. Expect them to arrive Christmas moring under your tree, and thank you for shopping with us.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[SnowWhite33]

Dear Ms SnowWhite33,

Yes our Clones are full operational, they speak, eat and if trained right "might" take out the garbage. It is up to you though how you train them and what they will do... Yes we have an Accessory Line that includes fun accessories they can wear, and clothing items of your choice at a slightly higher cost of course.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

Thanks Ms Wendy

I think that I'm going to have a great time training my clone and I'm very interested in the Accessory and clothing lines. Funny I never cared for fashion dolls as a child, but I think playing dress up with my clone will be lots of fun

 

[maddhatir]

Dear Ms Madhatir,

Your application has been recieved and we are pleased to inform you that you have been HIRED immediately as President of Taste Testing. However, please be advised your new position involves working with the clones that are produced with BAD HAIR and involve finding them good homes, which is a real challenge. I feel with your qualifications of being a long time Mr Depp Obsessed Wench you will more than meet our needs in this position.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

HEEEY! I dont want the ones just with bad hair! I want all of them!

 

[Blueberry]

Ehm.

I would like to order a clone as well. Here is the particular model I'm looking for:

Who do I need to discuss this with?

Dear Ms BlondeHeroine,

I am the one you need to discuss your Clone order with, sorry for any confusion in the ordering process, but we are experiencing heavier than normal ordering volume this week. We can produce that model for you and it will be ready for Christmas delivery. I do need a few more instructions from you concerning your order, such as if you are insterested in the Accessory Package or our Pre-programming option desired by some wenches.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[SnowWhite33]

YUM!!!!

Can I get my clone programmed to play guitar?

 

[Blueberry]

Ooooooo, Ooooooo, Oooooooo
Ms Wendy,

I hate to be a pest, but I've reconsidered my clone request and would like to put in an order for this one.....

I don't know, I may have to splurge and buy two! What's a girl to do? Decisions, decisions!

Dear Ms SoonerGirl,

We have a 24 hour, change of heart policy that allows you to change the model clone that you select. If you are now interested in this particular clone please let me know at your earliest convenience.

Our company also offers the "Spearmint Twins Package" if you are interested in purchasing two Mr Depp Clones.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

In Shelby County, but I use to live in Bullitt County, not far from Ft Knox. We are nearly neighbors

Howdy neighbor..


I am in Meade County...

 

[SnowWhite33]

I'm sure this has been posted, but I love this one, mmmmmmmm.

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Dear Ms Tara,

You are HIRED and expect to work 24/7 here as the orders are just rolling in..but I know you do not mind.. It is a HARD job but someone has to do it...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

I certainly hope so

Well if it isn't when I start, it certainly will be after I've been there for a
bit

 

[SnowWhite33]

Howdy neighbor..


I am in Meade County...

 

[Blueberry]

HEEEY! I dont want the ones just with bad hair! I want all of them!

Dear Ms Madhatir,

In our previous letter we were simply trying to explain that your duties include regular work, plus working with our Bad Hair models so they are placed in good homes. You seem to have a special understanding about how to fix them by shaving their heads that others do not possess... We hope you enjoy your employment with our firm.

Sincerely

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[Blueberry]

YUM!!!!

Can I get my clone programmed to play guitar?

Yes they can be programmed to do anything you want....