EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[Blueberry]

Well if that's the case, he can, oh crap, I shouldn't continue that comment! Mutters to self - family board, Lisa, family board!That inner pirate is fiesty today.

I haven't caught up yet from yesterday, but I want a clone for XMAS too! Can we order a Mr. Depp and Mr. Bloom? This wench is greedy and wants the best of both worlds! I Must go thumb through the "catalog" and decide on the "order".

And welcome to the new wenches, glad you could join the

Dear Ms Bellarose223.

You may order two clones under our "One of Each Package Program" which will give you a significant discount and greater satisfaction.... However you MUST inform us of what models you are interested in, we are not allowed to choose for you. Please forward your requests as soon as possible...

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[SnowWhite33]

Hey girls!!! Long time since I've been around, last time I was here there was kidnapping plot ....so I guess my getaway driver skills are now not needed right?

Is it too late to order a clone? I want one too, pleeeeeeeeeeze!!!!


If at possible I want him to look like this

Thank you

 

[rhiannonwales]

Thank you Wendy!
I eagerly await him!

 

[maddhatir]

Dear Ms. Maddhatir,

We here aim to please, or rather our "Mr Depp Clones" aim to please and keep our customers satisfied..... If we can assist you further please let us know, and I would like to make you aware of a few Clearance Models we have in stock at a substantial discount who are ready to ship.....

These models are fully functional but have slightly IRREGULAR HAIR....

Your order will be shipped and delivered so you may take OWNERSHIP under the tree on Christmas Morning...or any location of your choice...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

Ya know- it would be VERY interesting to have 2 Mr Depps!

I can just shave the hair off and start all over from scratch-- I am a budget minded kinda gal- so this deal does not sound so bad...........

I am still laughing over the hair- especially the 2nd pic!!! he looks like he had a bad day in the clearance bin!

 

[Blueberry]

In searching for new photos today, I found my clone....this is the Mr Depp I want please.

Dear Ms Got2Travel,

We can fulfill your order in time for Christmas morning under the tree delivery, however the coffee cup is an extra accessory and does not come filled with liguid. Please let us know if you want the "Accessory Group" which includes coffee cup, bling necklaces, wrist bands and beads, and hat...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Hey girls!!! Long time since I've been around, last time I was here there was kidnapping plot ....so I guess my getaway driver skills are now not needed right?

Is it too late to order a clone? I want one too, pleeeeeeeeeeze!!!!


If at possible I want him to look like this

Thank you

Dear Ms SnowWhite33,

It is good to see you again, and no it is not too late to order a clone for Christmas morning delivery. We do have this clone in stock, it is one of our most popular models. Please let us know if we can assist you further in anyway.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[Blueberry]

Hey I wanna apply for the job of President of "taste testing"

Wendy - I like your little Gobble Pizza not Turkey in your siggy and all the poor little turkeys of the world thank you! I wouldnt mind Pizza being the official meal of Thanksgiving, Xmas, Easter.......Columbus Day.....did I mention that I am a PIZZA FA--REEEEEK

Glad I have made your day..I am not a turkey lover, so glad to save the little fowl....

 

[SnowWhite33]

Blueberry I didn't realize you were in KY....that's where I am too. Where in KY are you?

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

This is for Tara who loves him in this shirt and jeans...

Thank You, if only a big wave would have come and drenched him....his shirt would be even more see-thru.....cling in all the right places...he would probably want to take it off...then he'd have to get a towel and wipe himself starting with his neck and working his way.......Ok I was drifting off a bit there, but I'm back now...

 

[SnowWhite33]

Dear Ms SnowWhite33,

It is good to see you again, and no it is not too late to order a clone for Christmas morning delivery. We do have this clone in stock, it is one of our most popular models. Please let us know if we can assist you further in anyway.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

Thank you for such wonderful customer service Ms Wendy. I do have a coulple of questions about your clones, do they speak, are they fully articulate, um, and do they do housework? Also will there be a clothing line made available?

 

[got2travel]

Dear Ms Wendy

But of course I want (need) the bling. Please include the "Accessory Group". Will the clone come pre-programmed so he will already know my beverage of choice for the cup? Or will you be providing an instruction manual?

Looking forward to receiving my clone.

Oh, and do you have a frequent buyer program? I may considere purchasing other models.

Sincerely

got2travel

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

yes I am so busy taking the orders and keeping up changes I could use a good PR person Tara..you interested....

We do get the employee discount and of course, get to "sample" the new models before they are put on the market....

Ms. Wendy,

Thank you for offering me the PR position at your agency. As you know I was referred by Ms. Mad. I am very happy to hear about your discount program..and um...more than EXCITED to hear about opportunity to sample new models. I want you to know that take my work very seriously and do not mind working holidays, weekends, weekdays, mornings, afternoons, evenings...basically anytime. Thank You again and I am available yo start IMMEDIATELY.

Ms. Tara

 

[got2travel]

A few more new ones....I just don't have any descriptions...these are just...well....um...oh I don't know

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

Hey Alicia- if they DO try and give you meds for the addiction- just do what I do.....PRETEND to take the meds - and spit them out after they leave...hee hee

Got it!

 

[maddhatir]

And big feet too......that helps explain the need for a patch on those jeans....

HA! Looks like he bustin' out of them!

He has some nice lookin' tootsies!

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

I am guessing the Orli must be "hugger" and a touchy feely kind of guy...

Oh yeah.......

 

[maddhatir]

I know, regular trench coats don't really count, but how about velvet?

No- this one is a beauty!!!! Just no "dad" looking trench coats!

 

[rhiannonwales]

Ok call me crazy, but does that thing he is holding look like a bong????

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

he looks like he had a bad day in the clearance bin!

You know how women like to rummage through those clearance bins!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

very nice!