EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[got2travel]

Another view of the mystery "drink"

In Madd's photo it definitely doesn't look like paraphernalia but this one sure does.

 

[Blueberry]

I certainly hope so

Well if it isn't when I start, it certainly will be after I've been there for a
bit

I knew you could HANDLE the job...

 

[SnowWhite33]

Yes they can be programmed to do anything you want....

MMMMMMM.....I'm thinking happy thoughts


I saw a few pages back that there was someone who was into knees....I have a confession, I love his Adam's apple, I would just love to start there and work my way um, oh was I saying that out loud

 

[Blueberry]

Things are so busy I have the Captain helping me with the paperwork...

The Ordering Desk is now closed and will reopen later for your ordering convenience...

 

[maddhatir]

Dear Ms Madhatir,

In our previous letter we were simply trying to explain that your duties include regular work, plus working with our Bad Hair models so they are placed in good homes. You seem to have a special understanding about how to fix them by shaving their heads that others do not possess... We hope you enjoy your employment with our firm.

Sincerely

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

I am already a difficult employee! (I guess you didnt check refrences did you??!...good thing)

I guess the year of cosmotology school has finally come in handy!

 

[maddhatir]

Another view of the mystery "drink"

In Madd's photo it definitely doesn't look like paraphernalia but this one sure does.

Yeah- what the heck is that??!- I need to do further "field" research on this one!

 

[maddhatir]

Another view of the mystery "drink"

In Madd's photo it definitely doesn't look like paraphernalia but this one sure does.

PS i am very frightened by those side burns- I hope none of the clones come out with those!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

Dear MrsTomMorrow

Your order has been recieved and your Clones are currently in Production. I want to inform you that since you are ordering two of the same Pirate, though differnt models that you qualify for our "Wrigley Spearmint Twins Package", this will save you quite a bit of money, plus with the Twins we throw in the Orli Accessory pack for each clone. Expect them to arrive Christmas moring under your tree, and thank you for shopping with us.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

MMMMMMM.....I'm thinking happy thoughts


I saw a few pages back that there was someone who was into knees....I have a confession, I love his Adam's apple, I would just love to start there and work my way um, oh was I saying that out loud

Oh yeah, I can understand that. I don't think that's weird at all.

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

PS i am very frightened by those side burns- I hope none of the clones come out with those!

Looks like my brother in law when we renewed our wedding vows. Then after everyone tried to tell him how ridiculous he looked, he had the nerve to come over and watch the video, and get mad at us for not making him shave. He said it looked like he had two hairy porkchops on his face. He never let them grow again.

 

[Blueberry]

I am already a difficult employee! (I guess you didnt check refrences did you??!...good thing)

I guess the year of cosmotology school has finally come in handy!

You are a DIS PIRATE WENCH which is all the qualifications you need...difficult, did you say you are difficult. you will fit right in with this company then...

 

[Blueberry]

PS i am very frightened by those side burns- I hope none of the clones come out with those!

They are an optional order item..and not very popular...

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

They are an optional order item..and not very popular...

*sigh* i'm gonna have a bad night......

 

[maddhatir]

MMMMMMM.....I'm thinking happy thoughts


I saw a few pages back that there was someone who was into knees....I have a confession, I love his Adam's apple, I would just love to start there and work my way um, oh was I saying that out loud

Yes- adams apple....good!..... nibble nibble!

 

[Blueberry]

Ordering desk is now open again..but you will experience a short hold as we are very very busy with the CLONES...ooops..I meant PHONES here..

Your patience is appreciated and we will be shortly...or maybe not...

 

[maddhatir]

They are an optional order item..and not very popular...

Rumor has it around the factory they may be discontinued........

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Rumor has it around the factory they may be discontinued........

I can neither confirm, nor deny that rumor.

 

[maddhatir]

I can neither confirm, nor deny that rumor.

Good Job! You might be able to be President some day........actually I mean of the US!

 

[Blueberry]

Rumor has it around the factory they may be discontinued........

Madd....sssshhhhhh..someone may actually LIKE those dang things...OOPS I DID NOT KNOW THE SPEAKER SYSTEM WAS ON....

 

[Blueberry]

Good Job! You might be able to be President some day........actually I mean of the US!

Why not a Pirate Wench in the White House could be a good thing...