Originally posted by Boo'sMom
A fellow New England DISer sent this to me this week....how appropriate for this thread:
WINTER IN NEW ENGLAND:
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat...
People in New England plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably...
People in New England sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start...
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes...
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20 above zero:
NYers don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, woolhats...
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat...
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die...
New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
People in New England get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates...
The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air...
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole...
New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)...
People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuffor ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over...
Red Sox win World Series.