Jamie was MUCH healthier than me
Yeah, but yours looks more yummy.
Calories don't count on vacation.
those dark clouds were back over the Magic Kingdom!
Nope. They're behind it.
There are never dark clouds over Magic Kingdom!
I know I probably sound like I’m taking happy pills or something,
Uber was a great idea I took from the comments on my last trip report, thanks to everyone who suggested it!
(The Mears shuttle is reasonably priced, but makes multiple stops and sometimes takes FOREVER.
Last year we used cabs and they were quick, but super expensive.
Uber is cheap AND quick!! With great service too.
Top marks from us.)
Second time I've heard this. Must try to remember.
We talked about Clearwater Beach and whereabouts you tend to see sharks and gators in Florida.
sharks?
Pass!
We also talked about the 8-foot king cobra that had escaped and was on the loose in the Orlando area (!!!)
Meh. I can outrun a snake.
Pretty sure I can.
Maybe.
Run! Don't let those people in ahead of you!
And I should also mention, we arrived BAGLESS.

I remember your pro tip from the last TR.
Putting your bag in a locker and having to retrieve it at every Universal ride is the worst.
(Or just first world problems.

)
Nope. It's the worst.
I love Universal!
(I know… THE BLASPHEMY.)
You're secret's safe with me.
Just don't tell anyone else.
We started at Universal Studios!
They were all decorated for Halloween.
Cool!
They really did a great job with the London façade.
Everything is dead on, from King’s Cross, to the tube station, and even down to the font on the English parking signs.
Huh. Well, you would know.
I shall seamlessly blend in by standing stock still in the middle of the street.
We made our way up to Escape from Gringotts, but it was closed due to technical difficulties!
At 9am

Of course it was.
You can hear us start laughing at 00:45
Or I could if I was home. <sigh> all videos must wait for now.
because the line "something from the trolley dear" reminds us of a certain internet meme...
(Which I can't possibly link to a Disney forum

)
hmmm.... must look into that.
Here is our destination, isn’t it beautiful.
Even if it was really busy, there’s so much to see in the castle that I’m sure time would pass quickly!
If you don’t like thrill rides, I recommend still walking through the line and taking the chicken exit at the end, it’s definitely worth seeing.
I've heard that. Would love to see it.
Huh! Well I'll be darned! I wonder how many people notice that?
I said that I’d probably be good at Potions because I’ve worked in a couple of cocktail bars, but Jamie reminded me that a few weeks ago I burnt our spaghetti to the bottom of the pan, and he told me I couldn’t be trusted with a cauldron.
Dreams = shattered.
Awww... poor Katie.
(Note to self. Don't let Katie cook if visiting.)
“Yes, well done Slytherin, welcome to the Slytherin theme-party, you’ve won by 160 points…
…
LOL JK.
170 POINT TO GRYFFINDOR!”

I never thought of that... but you're right!
Anyway, here's a few clips from the queue.
or not.... yet.
After the ride we bought a bottle of “Gillywater” (ie. regular water)... for $4!!!!!!
I presume that was for a keg of water?
Due to my Disney obsession, I can boast the fact that I know all of the Disney parks like the back of my hand, and I never need to use a map.
But unfortunately that arrogance followed me to Universal, and when I marched us to Jurassic Park, we actually ended up here.
Whoops! Good cover though.
The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride had a 5-minute wait!
So why not?!
“Because you’re in your twenties and you’re childless.”
Very attractive.
You kinda remind me of a fish there.
However, the audio is probably one of the most incessantly annoying things I’ve ever heard in my life.
More annoying than... uh... that ride that's across from Peter Pan?
Today we saw the Green Goblin jumping around and scaring everyone.

Did he get you?
He loves Marvel but he likes his clothes to be minimalist.
Whoa. Jamie. Brave lad.
No not like that.

I mean understated.
Oh. Boring!
Yes, I just had a bagel and a muffin about 3 hours ago, but we were hungry, and passing THIS place, so it had to be done!
I remember that place!
Fun fact that demonstrates just how boring we really are:
We ate here at Blondie’s last year.
And we ordered the exact same sandwiches.
And we sat at the exact same table.
I
knew you'd order the same!
Hang on Katie!!!! Don't let go!!
Sweet.
Loved that movie.
Well... the first two, anyway.
We looked in the owl shop
What can you get in there?
As we approached I saw what I thought was a 120 minute wait time…

But turns out it was 020 minutes! YAY.
Nice. 20 minutes is nothing.
But they leave their gold out in a little shopping basket in the middle of the room.
The little carts have built in Avada Kedavra curses. So it's very safe.
I wish it had more drops and fast movements and general vomit-inducing aspects.
Excellent shot, Katie!
We had a look down Knockturn Alley, oh boy, it’s a creepy place.
I'd love to check that out.
Probably where all the cool stuff is.
Oh, and when I say “a favourite”, I really mean it was the main source of tension in our relationship for several months following this trip.
uh, oh...
In fact, everyone in the car can get the bonus, if you all press AND HOLD the button at the same time, on the word “push”…
But if you button-bash like I enjoy doing, as long as you hit it first and at the right time, you’re the only one that gets the points…
Wow, I’m such a jerk.

Every man (or woman) for himself!
This was Jamie’s face as we were exiting.
Whoa. Major pout. I'm surprised they didn't toss him from the park for bringing everyone down.
Salazar Slytherin!!!!!
And the quiz we took last year had told him he’d be in Slytherin!!!

That makes it official!
(As if the pout hadn't already.)
I forgot to get a photo of our frog before Jamie bit into it, so here’s a frog with no nose.
(How does he smell?
Terrible!!!!
…
I loathe myself for writing that.)
Oh, no. You absolutely had to.
That tickles me every time.
And it tickles me that you said it tickles you.
We spotted the Doc running around
Cool!
I had a look in the Halloween Horror Nights store.
Awesome. Buy anything? I'm thinking you should have.
I turned back around and saw Jamie heading into the shop I’d just come out of, so I walked after him, and as I turned the corner he jumped out and scared me!
Jamie and I are both huge animal lovers, particularly dogs, so this is right up our alley!
Oh, boy. If Kay ever hears of this, she'll move Heaven and Earth to go.... and then she'll never leave.
I've never seen anyone so animal crazy.
I wish it was acceptable for me to raise my hand when they ask for a child volunteer.
Oh, go ahead. You're tiny. You could sell it.
At the end they come out and stand on the walkway so you can pet them!
Yep. I'd never get Kay out of there.
E.T. is such a classic attraction!
Apparently it was one of my favourites when I was a wee sprog.
Very classic. First rode it in 1992.
That means E.T. can say goodbye to you personally at the end!
He did that back in '92 as well.
Ruby and I cracked up when he did.
I told Jamie to tell them his name was Hymie, but sadly he didn’t.
He looks like E.T. and Quasimodo had a love child.
Perhaps they did.
It's possible, isn't it?
As we got towards the end, Jamie adopted my button-bashing technique and stole the 100,000 bonus points, beating my by a fraction!!!!

Karma!
New view from the Poly lobby:
Niiiice.
I had three chicken quesadillas that were SO good, I could’ve eaten way more.
I also had a spring roll, a bit of cheese, and a PB&J uncrustable.
That plate looks soooo good.
In fact, it was so magical, I had to go back for one more.
Just one.
I wonder if it's the double PB?
What kind of jam? Strawberry?
Out on the balcony, Jamie put his legs up like this and asked,
“Is this too Br’er Bear-ish?”
Of course, as soon as we left the shelter of our room, the grey skies came rolling back in!
Dang.
We were heading straight to our first fastpass at Splash Mountain, where else?!
BTMRR of course. That's where else.
I don’t know what the heck this was supposed to be.
I don't know either... but it's hilarious!
After the drop we realised it was raining! Nooo!
So much for not getting wet!
People in the front row mocked you, perhaps?
We left Splash and as soon as I stepped outside I slipped so bad and ALMOST fell on my face…!!!
Oh, no! I trust Jamie caught you and swept you off your feet?
However, Jamie sometimes likes to play tour guide, and he said, “I’ll take you there, follow me! It’s this way!”
well... he
did get you there eventually.
Well, I let him guide me...
And we ended up doing a huge loop of New Fantasyland
:rotfl
We went up past Be Our Guest, past Journey of the Little Mermaid, past Storybook Circus, past the Mad Tea Party, and past Winnie the Pooh in a full circle, before landing back at the entrance to 7DMT
Very scenic. Well done, Jamie.
The gloomy sky was making for some interesting pictures on the journey though!

very nice. I like 'em.
I like how this one came out.
That one is particularly good.
Anyway, after our expedition through the rain to 7DMT, we went through the fastpass line...
And the ride broke down when we got to the front.

D'oh!
But as we arrived we realised there was a child going absolutely NUCLEAR up there right in front of us, so we just awkwardly turned around back down the stairs.
You didn't stay for the show? Pity.
Jamie wolfed his meal down, he made such a mess of the table.
I examined the evidence, and concluded that the defendant was guilty.
Exhibit A: Broccoli.

Caught! No one else in theme park history has ever eaten broccoli.
We eventually made it to the hub grass, which is the new fastpass area.
Did not know that.
Sounds like you'd recommend it?
The ending gives me goose bumps.
Although it was ruined momentarily by a man nearby who did the LOUDEST SNEEZE EVER.
Way to ruin the atmosphere buddy!

The nerve! Take your sneezing somewhere else!
Beautiful shot!
The first time I ever rode 7DMT was during the day last year, and I thought it was cute, but nothing life changing.
But riding at night is a totally different experience!
It seems faster and more thrilling and exciting.
Added to list of nighttime things I need to do.
Jamie wanted a game of Buzz before we left…

of
course he did.
Apparently even the monorails have wifi?!
Really? Huh.
Thank goodness we could sleep in tomorrow!
Goodnight Disney!
Goodnight Katie!