Epitaphs - please share after 10/28 (Friday)

[CL_polybabe]

ShocoMousse was a great kid,
He tried to fly like tink, he did.
He climbed the castle spire with glee,
Then learned the lessons of gravity.

too funny!

 

[BuddyGenie]

The ban was over the surf spot was back,
So the surferrat yelled "It started with the mouse,
but ended with the rat!"
The glove came down yet again,
to end the surferrats whisker grin.

Is that part true? You know how I feel about those things.

 

[marypops!]

mine was:

CL_wdwlover, here he lies
went undercover to get some cream pies
last we saw him was on the stairs
being chased by a pack of grizzly bears



also explains the mystery of the bear rug

 

[tinkattitude!]

I'm not entering but thought all my dis friends would like this

Here lies dear old SnowSally
She was being happy and cheerful at a peprally
Could not get home so hitched a ride home with her lass
But then old lass hit the gas

Well i'll post another one have to think of one

 

[wdeversole]

Here is the entry I sent in -

Here poor iamspuds' body sits
He was smothered by cheese and bacon bits.

 

[tinkattitude!]

Here lies agent SnowSally
Undercover searching for cookies
She started her search at a rally
But then got ranover by herbie.

hope you guys like this one too
it's hard to ryhme things

 

[JeanJoe]

Dictionary dancing was a ball,
Didn't sound neanderthal,
It was fun, it was grand,
Sadly, though, it got me banned.

(oh, for obvious reasons, I didn't bother submitting this)

 

[NJ Mike]

lol good one Be..


Here's one we should have sent in..


On dear departed friends we stand,
buried by the big white hand
but dont think we ever forgot,
mousepartygrl and MtLott

 

[Makeminemusic]

another for fun-

Our Dear DisSandyClaws
Giving to others
Was his pleasure
With so many friends
He's buried in treasure!

 

[NJ Mike]

lol.. ears

now we mourn dear RainierEars
he came to realize his worst fears,
his ears were stolen , but no one detected
it wasnt a hat, they were connected.

 

[Makeminemusic]

lol.. ears

now we mourn dear RainierEars
he came to realize his worst fears,
his ears were stolen , but no one detected
it wasnt a hat, they were connected.

What was that, I can't hear you?

 

[Goofy05]

OMG! These are all so clever! Very Funny!

Here's the one I submitted:
GreenieMimi, the veggie queen.
The attack of seagulls was not foreseen.

And for my boy character:
Here lies Jazzper, six feet under.
What did him in, one had to wonder.
Went to Emporium to buy a shirt,
found him lying in the dirt.

Keep 'em coming!

 

[SimbaCub63]

These are great. It's so much fun finding out how all my friends died!

Here's mine (an ode to Nedding)

Here lies the body of SimbaCub,
His Jungle Cruise ended with a "glub!"
We warned him the rocks might cause great strife,
He earned his credits, but lost his life.

 

[teentiger]

wow i really like yours!

 

[Churro]

Poor poor Churro she was sweet..
Now she lies here at your feet.
Not done in by enemies she made...
But died in the plaza waiting for that parade!

 

[dippydawg]

Here's mine.

Here lies KingHusky beneath this block.
His death didn't really come as a shock.
He went out with a blast
In a rocket too fast
As he flew it straight into a rock.

 

[wdeversole]

But the question remains: Do you taste like chicken?

Here poor iamspuds' body sits
He was smothered by cheese and bacon bits.

More like Taters, smothered in cheese and bacon bits.

 

[Carrieberry]

here is mine


Here lies berrygirl 6 feet underground,
She got ran over by a crazy clown,

On his way, to the mall,
He did not see her take her fall,

In his hurry to go and shop,
He did not bother to even stop!

Here is DS Stichcreator's


Here lies Stitchcrerator he stayed in for the night,
he didn't realize he was in for a big fright,

Out went the lights and the power too,
He searched in the dark to find his shoes,

Outside he went to turn the circuits on
ZAP! Went the shock and then he was gone!

 

[Carrieberry]

ok stitchcreator made another one:

Stitchcreator, Stichcreator,
Got eaten by an alligator

He heard he was safe on the Jungle Cruise Boat,
But with the hole it could not float,

All that was left was his head,
And the safety guide he never read.

 

[BestOfMe]

Here Lies BestOfMe
He was bitten by a flea
Gee was that a itchy knee
It itched so much he could not see
And made him crash on his best pair of ski's.

this one I didn't send it because I don't think it was good