Epitaphs - please share after 10/28 (Friday)

[surferrat]

here lies suferrat
served us foods of all types
only but one day that big white glove
sent him back to the "sewer" pipes

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there once was a rat from kalamazu.....



well my went like this:

Here lies KingAceKing
The kid with the backwards name
thought he was backwards the rest of the day
the next day he was as backwards as his name

OMg too funny!!!

Why are we picking on the rat!

 

[threeboysmom]

Here is mine that I just submitted...

As PinkGirlygirl cruised her boat on the water,
A VMK_Staff member swam out and got her.
She was so pretty, he took off her head.
It is now on display with Shrunken Ned!

 

[Disneyfan_77]

Here are mine. one for main character and one for second character ( which my daughter plays! lol )


Here lies the ashes of Disneyfanlv
Died from a game you see!
She tried to play blast in space
so through the asteroid belt she raced.
Burnt to a crisp was her fate,
for she turned around too late!


Bubblesmic, her death so tragic!
Queen of trades including magic.
Everything was great until one day,
she accidently traded her life away!

 

[blizzard]

Here lies canadian
Sadly laid to rest
Started taking drivers ed
But didn't pass the test

 

[NJ Mike]

Good stuff peeps.

ok here are ours.. lol

The first one you know, from poor little guest1,000,000.

Here lies the body of our millionth guest,
To keep his title, he sent a request.
His life was fleeting, as was his fame,
for he died the day they changed his name!



Mine:

MousseDude has been laid to rest,
he never got to take a quest.
He died right where he was each day,
At his computer, on VMK.



DD's:

PixieBecca, a happy girl
Loved to explore the vmk world
She loved the dungeon room the most
But to the dragon, she got too close.


and finally DS's:

ShocoMousse was a great kid,
He tried to fly like tink, he did.
He climbed the castle spire with glee,
Then learned the lessons of gravity.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

Here is mine!!

PixieBella lies here dead
Purple Mickey Princess hat on her head
She dared the Dragons that lurk in the VMK sea
Who drag pixies under, 'til they cease to be.
All of her charm could not wield the powers
So now she's eternally pushing up flowers.

 

[Makeminemusic]

Here lies HeeHaw
Took a header
Off the SeeSaw

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

PixieBella laid to rest,
she just would not trade with the rest.
And in her closet she died, it's true!
they found her under a pile of shoes.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

 

[BriarRosie]

Since some of you decided to be early about it, here's mine:

Our dearly departed BriarLori
Left this world in manner quite gory
The last thing that went through her head
Was the windshield - alas, she's dead


See? Now do you believe I'm sick and twisted?

 

[NJ Mike]

Since some of you decided to be early about it, here's mine:

Our dearly departed BriarLori
Left this world in manner quite gory
The last thing that went through her head
Was the windshield - alas, she's dead


See? Now do you believe I'm sick and twisted?

omg, my wife wouldnt let me send this one:


MousseDude is not coming back,
his head chopped off by coaster track
he rode space mountain, now hes dead
they hope some day to find his head.

 

[MickeysBuddy]

Ok...
Here is mine:

Here lies CL_MickeysBuddy
Thought his life was dull and cruddy
Then he discovered Disney's VMK
And now he is entombed day after day

And one for DS9:

Into the Haunted Mansion coolskullboy did go
For it was all fake he did know
To be the 1000th guest is what he did want
So they transformed him into the last happy haunt

 

[Makeminemusic]

Here Lies HeaveHo
VMK, it made me Woot!
Till I got the final boot!

 

[Makeminemusic]

and for fun-

Our Dear Pixiebella
Went to heaven!
She said "Woot"
when she saw Yavn
"Give me a gift,
Like a flying rug"
But only a smile,
Was on his mug!

 

[DaffyPluto]

You people are to much.



Here is mine;

He like to play and laugh a lot
He liked to spend time with friends more than not
While out chasing credits late one day
He was run over by his own boat or so they say
Now he lies here in his eternal bed
To all that visit let it be said
That DaffyPluto is not happier dead

And I thought I was over the top.

 

[BriarRosie]

omg, my wife wouldnt let me send this one:


MousseDude is not coming back,
his head chopped off by coaster track
he rode space mountain, now hes dead
they hope some day to find his head.

That's worse than mine! LOL!

 

[cat_herder]

These are really great, everyone. Mine is kinda of lame, but it was the best I could do.



Here lays the body of the cat.herder
For many pets she was famed
Till one day they done her in with murder
Because she forgot to feed them when she couldn’t stay off the game

 

[cat_herder]

And you promised me lava wings too!​

Grab some off of the chicken hats and he'll fry them up for you.

 

[Tinkerbelle739]

and for fun-

Our Dear Pixiebella
Went to heaven!
She said "Woot"
when she saw Yavn
"Give me a gift,
Like a flying rug"
But only a smile,
Was on his mug!

Well this is just not true! I have never asked yavn for anything, but I have received gifts, many smiles and a few .

 

[TLinden16]

Mine is pretty lame:

Here lies good old Jellyrolls
She kept ice cream lined up in bowls
She ate fast as a breeze
And got a brain freeze
And now she's buried in this hole

 

[teentiger]

TRUE STORY!

Last night gamebot attended a ball.
But it quickly turned into a BRAWL!
Sadly, his life has come to an end.
Squished to death by his own dear friend!!

Here is mine
Here lies the body of Mary Joann Blake,
Steped on the gas instead of the break.