Just curious, why didn't you tell your children the truth? That the man had a bit too much to drink and it made him sick?
Because getting children to believe ridiculous things is hilarious. C'mon... tooth fairy? A magical beast that craves and is willing to barter for your discarded teeth? Pure comedy.
I miss those days! When DD was just 4 weeks old we discovered the joy of this at a bbq. So convenient to put our beer bottles in those cup holders while we held DD's bottle of formula. (I got a Mother of the Year trophy for the formula, too. Both of those awards look so pretty on my mantle! I hope you have room for yours, too!

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Look, I'm so pro breastfeeding I should have lactating mammaries myself, but if I see one more bottle-feeding mom milk-shamed by the Paltrow patrol I'm gonna punch someone in the throat. For a number of practical and medical reasons, we formula fed our 2 kids and the burden of shame heaped on my wife is really onerous.
This thread is hilarious and brings back memories:
The very first time I set foot in WS I had drinks at 11:30am. Yes you read that right: 11:30am.
Amateur. By rope-drop I had already dialed in a perfect .06 BAC timing sips out of a camel-bac from the moment we left the room. Don't feel bad, it takes decades of practice to get this right.
the most important things:
- I am not bothering anyone
- I am not driving home, catching a bus back to my hotel room
- I paid the same amount of money to be in the park like everyone else
Then:
- Probably not doing it right
- Okay, good plan.
- Actually you contribute more to support the parks than teetotalers. Markup on cocktails is huge compared even to softdrinks. Booze is the beverage version of a casino's slot machines, they pay the bills. Any criticism of your drinking inside the parks should be returned an emphatic, You're welcome!"
I'm not criticizing you or anyone for drinking. But I want to ask you this -- do you know you're not bothering anyone? [...] And in a venue like a crowded amusement park filled with children, that losing any degree of consideration towards others can be troubling.
Because being a practiced tippler does not mean we are no longer a part of society. Perhaps, like myself she has a method of objective self assessment and an experienced cadre to call a check if things swing a little too far one way or another.
This still shocks me. I get taken aback when I walk into a bar area at Disney and Mom and Dad have plopped junior onto a bar stool, while they order a gin and tonic. Not saying it is right or wrong, just seems very odd to me. I still get looked at funny when I ask at local chain restaurants if under 21 are allowed to sit at the tables in the bar area. The response - yes but not at the bar.
The law prohibiting children in bars was common when most bars served drinks and bowls of peanuts. The difference between most bars these days and a restaurant, aside from the actual bar, is largely academic.
Some of us
are drinking BECAUSE they put Frozen Ever After and character Meet and Greets in WS.


I plan to get Elsa to hold a margarita glass in one of our photos because we prefer them ... wait for it ... yep ... Frozen!!!
One of these days, DD and I will drink around the world. However, we'll take a full day to do it, and we'll be splitting drinks. One half drink per half hour/45 minutes with lunch and dinner mixed in isn't going to get anyone sloppy drunk.
No, but if you hit the WS counter-clockwise and are doing fine when you get to China, do NOT get the Singapore Sling. This drink singlehandedly derailed my first attempt to drink around the world in one day during F&W.