I haven't read thru all of the posts but I'm right there with you for the most part, OP. Although I do still read the reviews, I feel a lot of people must be way harder to please than DH and myself. I try to read between the lines of the reviews though, as some have said too. I like when someone describes WHY a particular restaurant wasn't good to them. It really helps when they give specifics as opposed to just saying, "It was gross!" I won't go into specifics here but the only restaurant I won't be rushing back to is Tony's. It was okay though, just not really what I'm used to for Italian food.
Not pertaining to Disney per se, but my father-in-law is one of those people I hate going to a restaurant with. He is so hard to please with everything! The server takes too long to bring the drinks, the food takes too long to come out, one tiny thing is different from the list he gave the server as to how he wanted something, the server is away from our table too long, they're checking on us too much, etc, etc, etc....you all know the type I'm sure! Needless to say, we really don't go out to eat with them much.
Oh, and I also think some of the Dining Reports on here are funny. I could, but will not, mention a particular display name. But when I read thru this person's Dining Report, I was so amused. It pretty much went like this: This was bad, that was gross, this was cold, that was too sweet, oh this was fantastic, but that was disgusting. Pretty much their entire report went like that. I so wanted to ask, "Why do you even eat at Disney World!?!?!?" The even funnier thing was that you could tell from their signature that this wasn't their first report...and they seemed very aquainted with all the places they were eating. Just too funny!