DUMB Laws inspired by Dumb Criminals thread

CharityLynn

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These are dumb laws from the state I live in, Michigan

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony

these are from Detroit alone:

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.


GRAndHaven:

No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense

OMG--In my old county (Kalamazoo)

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

In Rochester:

All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. ( I wonder who made that law :rotfl2: )
 
These are so funny. I just read that in Massachusettes tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder. :rotfl2:

Laurie :)
 


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