OMG, YES!!!!! I haven't enjoyed something so much in a LONG time! I am split - I would give ANYTHING to have been at this dinner with both of you, BUT - I also would have probably caused myself irreparable abdominal damage, trying to hold onto loud guffaws and tears of laughter at the table! I would have ended up a meal like this feeling what would probably be "annoyed".
I saw this restaurant listed on a cruise I was going to take, read the description, and quickly decided "Awww H-E--doluble-holckey-sticks naw!!!": Thank you for validating that decision.
I also have not, and will never, go to Victoria and Albert's - just like here - there is little to nothing that interests me, and most things I would not eat, or even want to try. Unpopular opinion, I know, but that's okay. I also do NOT like to gussy way up just to be fed.