Ok, guys, my family and allllll our dirty laundry are back.
Short summary: Beaaaaautiful weather, little to no waves, Key West is like New Orleans without the "smell", Grand Cayman's Pirate Encounter was a horrible choice for my

, Cozumel was really sunny, and
Castaway Cay is where I hope to be reincarnated. Oh, and yes, you can throw your
DCL deposit on your on-board account.

Yes, Greg, you were right about prices--they're higher without a group cruise rate. Fiona refused to take a nap most days, so by about 6 pm she turned into a holy terror who demanded DESSERT and CLUB!!!
Hadley: Whispering Canyon and All-Star Movies were a bust! Where do I trade in the family and get a new one???

All-Star Movies reaked of cigarette smoke, and the pools had no shade. Whispering Canyon was just way too loud for DH's delicate sensibilities. On the other hand, Movies' Food court was great, and Fiona loved the toddler pool, though I couldn't stay too long due to the lack of shade. Beach Club for Mother's Day was the BOMB, though, so I saved my skin! DH has me checking into buying DVC for Beach Club, he enjoyed the pool so much!

I'm scorched, they're tanned.

And yes, I reapplied the mama jama sunscreen, it just didn't work.
Ok, now I'm really off to do laundry. Gimme a call if you want more details, 'cause I'll be chained to the washer for the next 4 days, probably!