Don't laugh but.....

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:( dw.....I..I..I always turn to the left:confused: Help me.....................:eek: must stay away from the back...must stay away from the back!!!!!
Peg:o ;)
 
Next time take a few softballs in with you. . .

;)
 

I think we ought to overload the boat with 10 Sumo wrestlers. Then we will see what happens! :)

I thought WillyJ would have a IASW conspiracy revealed story. He had so much information on corn!
 
Imagine this...

You see the emu farm for the turkey legs on the bus to TTA. Near City Hall, you see a couple sharing a can of corn. Then you ride IASW and while waiting, you see boats going in full and then coming out empty. Then you ride and become a doll in the Russian scene!

The horror...the horror...

:jester:
 
Those AREN'T turkey legs!!!!! :earseek:
 
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OMG............LOL.........
Talky_Tina.....I just realized where you got your board name and who the picture was!!!!:eek: LOL.......
We just saw that episode of Twilight Zone about 3 weeks ago.......well actually, saw it a VERY LONG time ago, but hadn't seen it in a while!!!!

Watch out for Tina and Chuckie!!!!!!!!:eek:
 
Talky Tina is the ring leader of the Evil IASW dolls!!

"My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think I like you."

Maybe they should rename IASW to the "Twilight Zone Waterway of Evil, Starring Talky Tina".
 
Yes, yes, I...I....I remember those dolls when I was only 2, and yyyes they wanted to eat me. *sob sob sniff sniff* Where's my hanky?


Steven
 
Don't laugh but.....
On my recent trip to disneyworld I decided to go on Pirates of the caribbean, now, I understand that this is a thrill ride, but I thought it would be easy enough for me to tolerate. Well was I wrong! From the minute I started walking down the ramp I could feel my heart pounding in my chest, but I just gritted my teeth and boarded the boat anyway. As it began to move I ended up having a full blown panic attack. This was the most horrendous ride I had ever been on in my life.(i'm serious, i'm not a thrill seeker) I can't believe people take small children on this ride. Thoughts just kept racing through my head of being attacked by these pirates, or possibly falling off the boat and being decapitated by the so called track. By the time we reached the dog by the jail scenese I almost fainted. I just could not wait to get off this ride. But I made it through it and I am proud of that. Thanks for listening I know its sounds silly but its true, and I just needed to get it off my chest. Oh the humanity.............mrsdash
 
"My name is Talky Tina and I will be waiting for you"
 
mrsdash,

I think you win the lol award for the best response to a post!!!
Fantastic! Wish I thought of it first. Ahoy Mates!!! Here we go again!!

Lisa
 
I'm still rolling folks{hugs}mrsdash
 
You think IASW is scary?

The monorail ride is the true thrill ride at WDW! First some dude says something in Spanish that I do not know. I think it will be, "Don't even think about escaping -- blades will shoot from the seats and impale you!" As we pass the MK gates, I fear baboons will leap onto our monorail and pound open the glass. Then some guy twirls his moustache and ties a fair madien to the tracks. I fear UFOs will fly from the sky, shoot laser beams, and blow up the supports!

Man, I was so terrified that my hands shook, my heart pounded, I had shortness of breath, my hair grew, my eyes looked, my ears picked up every sound, gravity held me to the ground, the earth revolved around the sun, my feet pounded on the floor, and a birdie sang a delightful tune. I am never taking the monorail again! I will depend on the free shuttle buses from the No-Tell 6. The bus drivers are hung over, but at least UFOs aren't attacking us!

:jester:
 
Man I need to read more! Swashbuckling guys tying maidens to the track. Baboons? You guys are hillarious. I hope this thread never dies! Even if just for entertainment purposes only!!
 
The scariest Disney ride I've ever been on is the Jungle Cruise. Wow, it seemed like we were gone for about 2 weeks on this horrendous trek down dangerous jungle rivers. Let me tell you, we were chased by hippos, squirted by elephants, and even saw some cannibals. And all this time our jungle guide seemed to be making a joke of it all. That was just sick!

The shrunken heads were the worst! And, some natives were actually selling them (will Disney stop at nothing to increase revenues?) Just when I thought we were safe, we navigated around the back side of this waterfall and I held my breath until I turned blue to avoid drowning.

I will never go on this ride again!
 
Mac3.. this is no joke!! You must take care.. look beneath the surface. There is the terror.
Be afraid.. Be sort of afraid
You may entire the zone and will never be seen from again.
Ask my 5yo who ran screaming from IASW. She knew and taught me the truth. Go to know what they are doing but be aware. The boats go where no one has been before with rembering
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