Dog farts...

[Jeninindy]

I have a boxer....no tail to make it "air out". It just kinda hangs there....like a green cloud of death!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! And they usually are silent but deadly boxer farts....

 

[MushyMushy]

My two dogs got into the Christmas candy on Christmas eve and ate a bunch of chocolate and other goodies. I can tell it was the lab mix who ate the bulk of it because she's been gassy ever since. But the little one is still letting off a stink bomb or two. She very rarely passes gas, so I know she had to have gotten some of the candy.

Stupid dogs. It's a good thing they're cute.

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Reilly is often guilty of setting off some silent but deadlys. The other day we gave him a couple of french fries that he was begging for. Bad idea. All night we were bombed with SBDs that had a slight tinge of "eau de french fry" in them. Doesn't faze him. He sleeps right through them.

Suzy on the other hand, when she farts, she shoots across the room almost like it propelled her or something.

 

[Goofyzgurl]

...my black lab's gas after dh has fed her some left over scrambled eggs.....omg!!! She clears a room...she even leaves the room!

 

[mfd25wife]

Suzy on the other hand, when she farts, she shoots across the room almost like it propelled her or something.

This one had me laughing!!!

 

[YoYoAurora]

My cat's farts are pretty nasty

Pee yew! My two 4 1/2 month old kittens can really stink up a room in a hurry! I should've asked for a gas mask from Santa!

 

[Pop Daddy]

sometimes I think dogs get a bad rep, I mean everyone I cut I blame it on the dog

 

[Cantw8]

sometimes I think dogs get a bad rep, I mean everyone I cut I blame it on the dog

becareful, you haven't been feeling well...I'm just sayin

 

[Luv Bunnies]

Bunnies don't fart!

 

[Cantw8]

Bunnies don't fart!

but if they did, they would smell like carrots, yes?

 

[kmp1191]

but if they did, they would smell like carrots, yes?

We used to have a beagle that would "chase bunny farts" in his sleep!

Ok....Mods~let me know if I can do this or not.....
This was sent to me from a friend~it was on "Best Of Craigslist" a while ago. It had me crying from laughing so hard.


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/505190510.html

(alert~don't venture beyond this post on "Best of Craigslist"...it's pretty raunchy....I found out the hard way!! )

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Our elderly dog farts quite a bit and it's awful! Tonight he let one rip and it smelled terrible, with a slight citrus smell...but not a good one. When he dies I will miss him, but not his farts.

 

[cheermom1]

oh no our little yorkie can let some really bad ones off just tonight while we were trying to watch a movie it was sooo baaaad even the kids stopped the movie so I could find the air freshener I thought we were all going to threw up

all feed her is bentiful

 

[daisy2]

This is great. I have a friend who had a Schnazer and when he farted he would take off like a jet into the other room and hide. We would laugh so hard because he didn't realize it was him farting. Thanks for the stories everyone. You made my day...Keep'em coming.....nothing like a good gassy story.

 

[joviroxx]

Ugh and talk about silent deadly ones!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Ugh and talk about silent deadly ones!

I used to have silent but deadly farts and now they are as noisy as all get out! I was eating lunch at a pizza place with my daughter today and I went to lean over to look at something, which allowed one to escape. I had no idea it was in the making, so didn't think anything about leaning over and vrrrruuummmppppttttt . It was loud and kind of squeaky.

Why do they change as we get older? Seems my sphincter muscles wouldn't be in as good of shape now and I'd be quieter.

And why am I talking about my farting on a message board?

 

[HelenePA]

everytime my dog barks.. Yep you guessed it she farts, every bark too! its pretty funny and stinky at the same time.

 

[ChuckB]

we have 2 bull dogs, my friend likes to give them chicken when Im not looking, if you have ever had a bull dog, of any breed, the last thing you feed them is CHICKEN!!!!!

 

[Soarin08]

My cat's farts are pretty nasty

Mine's are too!!! I wouldn't know about my dog.... I ignore her.

 

[Eeyores Butterfly]

Both of my puppies are rather odiferous. Eragon takes the cake though. He likes to sit on the back of my couch- right by my head. There is no escape.


We had a great situation today. Mattie was gassy I guess. It smelled like somebody had pooped on the carpet. My aunt, father, and I were practically tearing apart the living room looking for it before we realized the puppy was merely gassy!