Does anyone else hate to fly?

[Born 2 Fish]

Why Frank, you shock me. I always tell Carol we are stopping there for lunch. She always tells me "go ahead." Kind of takes all the fun out of it.

Do you spose they make them wear hair nets ??

 

[homebrew2]

I was gonna say I've taken off in more planes than I've landed in.

Well Jim I'll share with you and Al what I was taught in the USAF.

1. Only fools and bird crap fall out of the sky

2. It is not advisable to jump from aircraft that are not on fire

3. Takeoffs are optional...but landings aremandatory

 

[homebrew2]

I love flying...Ive only done it 3 times but it was pretty cool.
I DONT like it when I take the cap off of a bottle of salt and pour the whole bottle into my eye while holding my lids open with my fingers....especially if I have tabasco sauce dripping off of my fingers at the time...I HATE when that happens!!!

I ain't even gonna ask!!!!

 

[ntsammy5]

I love flying...Ive only done it 3 times but it was pretty cool.

How many times in a plane?

 

[BRDof3]

How many times in a plane?

 

[AuburnJen92]

How many times in a plane?

I think the question should be "How many times CAUGHT in a plane...?"

 

[LONE-STAR]

I love flying...Ive only done it 3 times but it was pretty cool.
I DONT like it when I take the cap off of a bottle of salt and pour the whole bottle into my eye while holding my lids open with my fingers....especially if I have tabasco sauce dripping off of my fingers at the time...I HATE when that happens!!!

Dude you crack me up

 

[Tink_Kel]

I HATE flying!!!

One word: Xanax