I dont get all the pain comments. I'm almost 30 and still ride it just fine. Painful? i can name some rides at Six Flags Great Adventure, for sure. But not space mountain!
This made me smile, give it another quarter century.
Why I Will Never Ride Space Mountain Again
I'm an almost 56 year old woman who just LOVES thrill rides and never experiences motion sickness. I was once on a cruise that hit some very rough water. My roommate was beyond ill and to give her a little privacy I spent most of the day wandering the ship. As far as I could tell I was the only passenger still upright. I was definitely the only one at the buffet (the only restaurant open) for all three meals. The crew looked at me like I had a third eye or something.
I adore things like the Hulk and Rip Ride Rockit. On my solo trips at least one day would find me racing from Disney coaster to Disney coaster with a little Tower of Terror thrown in for extra thrills. This went on for decades, literally decades.
Bring on September 2014. It had been a magical but very long and very hot solo day in the World. I had walked approximately 127 miles and was now in the Magic Kingdom for evening Extra Magic Hours.
Ooh, look, the wait for Space Mountain is only 15 minutes, yippee!
I assume I enjoyed it. (My memory is a little sketchy. Trauma will do that to a person, you know.) I enjoyed it until the end when it was time to disembark. When it was time to disembark I fully intended to jump up and exit just as I'd done dozens, if not hundreds, of times before. Instead I had the following conversation with my thighs.
Me: Allright, thighs, let's go! Time's a'wasting and we're gonna ride Splash!
Thighs: Sorry, lady, ain't happening.
Me: No, seriously, get going thighs. We're holding up the ride.
Thighs: Not our problem. You should have thought of this before you asked us to walk 127 miles in the Florida heat after six straight months of sitting on the sofa in the A/C. We're staying right here.
It took two Cast Members to haul my ample rear out of that car and it took a while. Someone suggested calling in first aid. People in the rockets arriving after me all got to have a nice look. I've had a lot of embarrassing moments at WDW but this one takes the prize.
No, I don't think I'll be riding Space Mountain again.