Do you have weird saying?

[ElizK]

This works best with small children (or the properly-taught sarcastic older children ) who have asked me to do something that I don't want to: I can't, because I have a bone in my leg.

I can remember my mother saying that to me when I was little.

 

[Sian]

When my older dd and I get home from anywhere I say "Home again, home again" and she says "Jiggidy jig". I don't remember where we got it from but we do it all the time.

'To market, to market, to buy a fat pig
Home again, home again, jiggedy jig'

 

[tekmom]

When I'm finished eating.... " I'm as full as a tick".... when you're explaining something to someone or just telling them off ....."I told em how the cow ate the cabbage".... it's a southern thing.

 

[xCourxCorex]

'To market, to market, to buy a fat pig
Home again, home again, jiggedy jig'

My Grammy and I sing that all the time!

 

[lisajl]

OMG! These are sooo funny!!!
I am dying here!!!

One thing my dad use to say, whenever he would get frustrated at something....especially a car...."Set the damn thing on fire!"

Every once in a while when we (my brothers and sisters are all together), I sneak that into the conversation wherever I can.

My dad died when I was 15 (i'm the baby of the family), and that saying breaks any tension going on at the time.

I miss my dad. I miss his crazy sayings! Thanks guys for reminding me of those things.

Lisa

 

[olena]

"It's better than crack" is my weird saying.

I have a friend who says I'm addicted to lip balm because I use it once a day. I just say it's better than crack.

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I am not alone .....

When someone asks me what time I got to work I always say " The butt crack of dawn " cept I dont say butt

When my kids ask when we are going are leaving or when we are going somewhere I say " On the 1st, the 1st of NEVER "

bawwahahaaa


The cats pajamas I shall start saying this it is cute and I will be the only one LOL

 

[etwinchester]

I have a couple:

* I'm happy for ya...would you like a certificate or a ribbon?

* I smell bullsh**

* if someone says "you'll never guess what happened or who I saw", I just reply "then there's no sense of me playing, is there?

* ...oops, did I say that outloud?

 

[Kermit]

I say, "Home again, home again, jiggity jig." I thought it was normal until I married DH. He informed me that it was odd.

Instead of saying goodbye, DH and I say, "Have fun storming the castle!" (It's from The Princess Bride.)

 

[Poohnatic]

One I also say is "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it" Got that from an ex boyfriend's sister. Yep, she was the type to burn her bridges BEFORE crossing them!

Suzanne

 

[hugsquared]

If someone asks how I am doing, I say "finer than frogs hair split 4 ways".

When DD asks "where are we going" I have a tendency to say "We're going crazy and we're half way there"

 

[DisneyVillain]

"Hang UP the phone and DRIVE!"

That's me! Unless their car has a WWJD sticker, when it becomes "Jesus would hang up the phone and DRIVE!".

And my wife really hates "When you get a joke you like, stick with it!"

We sometimes refer to our kids as "Guam" and "Puerto Rico". (They get a voice, but not a vote.) As in: "Thank you for your opinion, 'Guam'."

 

[Lachesis00]

"Who died????" when we don't quite here something right... My grandma misheard something once and got concerned... "who died?" and it had nothing to do with dying... LOL

Ya had to have been there.

 

[experiment626mom]

When someone has said something incredibly stupid, I look at dh and say "So did you bring your lunch or take the bus?"

He smirks everytime

 

[etwinchester]

In my family, the guys are hunters. They are either talking about cars or hunting. When this happens, the girls just look at each other and I normally say "So, how about that sale at K'mart?"

 

[Sparx]

When someone has said something incredibly stupid, I look at dh and say "So did you bring your lunch or take the bus?"

He smirks everytime

...I don't get it.

 

[TinkerBess_SnowTori]

When DD asks "where are we going" I have a tendency to say "We're going crazy and we're half way there"

That's a good one.

My mom used to say "Crazy unless we hit a stump."

 

[Tinijocaro]

When my older dd and I get home from anywhere I say "Home again, home again" and she says "Jiggidy jig". I don't remember where we got it from but we do it all the time.

This is from a Raffi tune called Jiggedy- Jig.

Jackie

 

[AdventurerKat]

We use "I got a rock" in my family quite a bit. And I use "Well isn't that just craptastic!"

Oh, and "You can't do THAT on television."


We also have a tendency to yell "Hoopla (HOOPLA!)" a bit too much, a hold over from my addiction to the Adventurers Club.

 

[J.C.&ALI'SMOM]

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" - when someone is starting to play rough or do something semi-dangerous

"That would gag a maggot" - something is gross

"Your mouth looks like a turkey's a$$ in pokeberry season" - courtesy of my Grandmommy when someone had on particularly bright lipstick

"Where is (insert name)?" "He went to $!@# and the hogs ate him." I guess this is a reference to the location of the outhouse, near the hogpen?