Do you have weird saying?

[Mad4Mickey]

I know I cant be the only one who says strange things outloud . My DH thinks it is funny but a little off .

Example : Everytime I get a up front parking spot or a close spot anywhere . I always say " Its true God does love a Mercedes"

So how about you ?

 

[ilovedale3]

Every time I hear about some sort of tragedy (hurricane, fire, etc.) I always say, "Yep, it's the seventh sign" (you know, the seven signs of the Apocalypse?). DH thinks I have lost my mind!

 

[horseshowmom]

Only buzzards feed on their friends...

 

[jfulcer]

Are you getting your lips beat?

 

[Poohnatic]

I got a rock.

It goes back to charlie brown christmas, but now is used in my family for anytime something that's a bummer happens. We started using it for when we got a dud fortune, now it's used for anything!

Suzanne

 

[minkydog]

When we witness someone who is inflexible or high maintenance,my Dh will always say, "Those people just don't have enough handicapped kids."

 

[Papa Deuce]

"Smell ya later!" ( from the Simpson's )

 

[Pagan Moon]

a friend of mine always says, "hey whatever floats your boat"
I don't even know what that means.. 1. i don't have a boat and 2. if I did, what would water have to do with anything??

 

[Mad4Mickey]

i knew I was not alone .... Welcome my friends ....... LOL

 

[tiggersmom2]

"She could fall off the back of a buzzard and still be alive and kicking"

This is what my grandparents used to say about really old, sick and mean people....well, I say this now about a certain OLD, SICK and MEAN person.

 

[Rowena]

minkydog, I love your Dh's!!

Whenever I am driving... I hear myself say far too many times...

"Hang UP the phone and DRIVE!"

Or occasionally..."Tell your Dad...I like his car."

Either is usually follwed by my Ds chiming in with "Where did you get your license? A cereal box?"

Yeah, I've been trying to plant the seed of sarcasm in that kid, in hopes he'll survive middle school.

 

[mrFDNY]

yea but it's a litte silly here goes,

when one of my guys at work is driving really fast going to a confirmed job,i always say hey pete why so dam fast,what it isnt like were going to a fire or something?

 

[halestrm]

I am always saying "Dollars to donuts" instead of saying it's true and I am willing to bet on it.

I am always throwing people off because of all the "old folk" saying.

 

[pilikia97]

Does "slower than snake snot" count? I picked that one up years ago from my dad!

 

[halestrm]

Does "slower than snake snot" count? I picked that one up years ago from my dad!

That is good. Normally I just say slower than mollasus in January. Like your much better. Mind if I take it for a test drive?

 

[pilikia97]

Go right ahead!

 

[Junebugwv]

When the kids asked one too many questions I would answer, "Because my eyes are not green."

 

[Sparx]

Hated with a purple passion.
5by5

If I have an extream dislike, (like how I feel about fish) I'll say I hate it with a purple passion.
5by5 I actually got from BTVS from Faith, when someone goes "how are you" you say 5by5 it means 5x5 like a square. if that makes scence.

 

[Meezers]

Yep...that's FUBAR

is someone asks if I want something...

Yep....a million dollars and a red corvette

 

[Sparx]

Yep...that's FUBAR

is someone asks if I want something...

Yep....a million dollars and a red corvette

I say something like this too,

Do you want anything?

Yeah, I want a lot of things, A trip to paris...jewels...cars....money. But the real question is 'what can you get me'