We have this plastic fireman cookie jar that someone gave us a while back. You tilt back its head and it says (in a gruffy voice) "If you can't stand the heat, get your hand outta the cookie jar!". It's hideous and downright creepy! For whatever reason, I just can't throw or give the darn thing away. I suppose in the back of my mind I think it's going to come alive like Chucky and find it's revengeful way back to me!
Aside from that, we have a horsehoe that hangs above our garage door. It's hung in every house we own, so we're pretty attached to it!