Do you ever fart so hard your back cracks?

[poptoone]

I was doing #2 in target once and let one rip and got some reverb out of the toilet and had a guy ask me if I was okay in there!

 

[disdanny]

Don't we already have a pretty good fart thread??

But anyway, recently attended a rather formal and very crowded cocktail party. After about 3 hours of elbow-to elbow drinks, hors d'ouvres and numerous clench-and-suppress gas attacks, I finally escaped to the restroom for relief. Let loose one continuous low-key fart that must have lasted more than a minute. That gave me the giggles, which only served to relax my defenses and expel even more. A memorable evening.

 

[lindakmonty]

omg!!! I just had to excuse myself and walk away and laugh my @$$ off these are hilarious!!! after 3 years my dh still thinks I've never done that in front of him

 

[wvjules]

Don't we already have a pretty good fart thread??

Actually, this was about the movie, it just turned into a fart thread. No one knows how a thread is going to end up. Besides, if there are bizillion clique threads, can't there be 2 fart threads? (Is there really one?)

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Don't we already have a pretty good fart thread??

But anyway, recently attended a rather formal and very crowded cocktail party. After about 3 hours of elbow-to elbow drinks, hors d'ouvres and numerous clench-and-suppress gas attacks, I finally escaped to the restroom for relief. Let loose one continuous low-key fart that must have lasted more than a minute. That gave me the giggles, which only served to relax my defenses and expel even more. A memorable evening.

Don't those feel great?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Besides, if there are bizillion clique threads, can't there be 2 fart threads? (Is there really one?)

Or, dare I say it, 1 fart clique thread???

 

[disdanny]

Actually, this was about the movie, it just turned into a fart thread. No one knows how a thread is going to end up. Besides, if there are bizillion clique threads, can't there be 2 fart threads? (Is there really one?)

You betcha there is...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=932946
among others.

I'm not complaining about multiple fart threads.
After all, not everybody is part of a clique, but everybody does fart.
Some just take more pride in their accomplishment than others do.

 

[wvjules]

You betcha there is...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=932946
among others.

I'm not complaining about multiple fart threads.
After all, not everybody is part of a clique, but everybody does fart.
Some just take more pride in their accomplishment than others do.

Not me.

 

[TKERBELL]

OK someone has got to replace my keyboard on the laptop - I spewed coffee all over it - These are hysterical -

Not as funny but is qualifies as a fart story

I was 8 mos preggers with my DS11 and in the local grocery store with DH - I had to fart so bad - he kept following me around the store and I was trying to be ladylike and be alone in an aisle - I finally yelled real loud Would you please go away I have to FART - Well my embarrassent level skyrocketed - I bet the cashiers got a great laugh at an 8mos preggers woman expense - Hubby & I still laugh about that all the time.....

 

[KerriSue]

You betcha there is...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=932946
among others.

I'm not complaining about multiple fart threads.
After all, not everybody is part of a clique, but everybody does fart.
Some just take more pride in their accomplishment than others do.

I don't fart, I fluff

 

[Cantw8]

Don't we already have a pretty good fart thread??
But anyway, recently attended a rather formal and very crowded cocktail party. After about 3 hours of elbow-to elbow drinks, hors d'ouvres and numerous clench-and-suppress gas attacks, I finally escaped to the restroom for relief. Let loose one continuous low-key fart that must have lasted more than a minute. That gave me the giggles, which only served to relax my defenses and expel even more. A memorable evening.

Now there's a question you don't see everyday

BTW, Danny...you sound like a real keeper

 

[Jolly Ole Bert]

OK, I love comedians, including the Blue Collar Guys...but I was shocked to find out Larry is really:

a) Dan Whitney from Nebraska (check out youtube on early Dan Whitney);

b) LTCG has been the highest earning concert comedian for several years running;

3) Rumor has it one of his best friend-comedians is Lewis Black (can you imagine?).

LOVE IT!

Lewis Black
And though he isn't a "fart topic" comedian, Bill Maher needs to be in the list of top-3 greatest comedians of all time. Pure genius.

 

[Erik_in_TN]

bill maher is great, though tends to get way too political at times. but i guess that is his genre of comedy. still one of the best though.

 

[ElevationNotice]

How can you fart hard?

 

[jdb in AZ]

You realize this thread is from 2007?

 

[gmi3804]

How can you fart hard?

You realize this thread is from 2007?

Has this become common knowledge since 2007?

 

[TippyThomas]

You realize this thread is from 2007?

It had 'fart' in it. That's all that matters it seems.

 

[Dan Murphy]

Besides, if there are bizillion clique threads

Oh lord, Jules, I remember those from years back.

It had 'fart' in it. That's all that matters it seems.

I think that's what EN goes for. That seems to be what he/she/it/they/ them look for here.

But nice to see some of the old names no longer here. RIP MsDisney23 (Kitty)

 

[CAPSLOCK]

Man, how hard do you have to search to revive a 14+ yr old fart thread? Hats off to you sir.