Moving off the satire for a second - we had friends to meet in France, and my spouse can't walk far so the aim was to have the fewest steps. Since all we were doing was meeting those friends, and
ECV or wheelchair wouldn't have made sense. If I knew then what I know now (about the captain not opening the window for airflow, about the line being so long that we had to wait for two boats, etc.) then I would have dropped my spouse at the Beach Club, parked at EPCOT, and caught up with them all in France when I was able.