when I was in college there was some wtramp hitting on my BF (in hindsight I should have let her have him

) at a concert - anyway - I was drinking wine coolers and she commented on the fact that if I couldn't learn to drink cheap bear - I would never get a date - for some reason she had not clued into the fact that he was my BF so I just looked at her and said - "yea - well since you've been wasting your time hitting on my BF all night - guess who's going home alone tonight!"
my college BF was pretty hot and it always amused me to watch girls hit on him while we were out - there was always so much satisfaction when we left or he would wink at me or walk over to kiss me!!!