As much as I love Disney characters, my love of a good mystery makes me more of a Nancy Drew type, and I am more than a little intrigued by the mystery Ill call The Case of the Missing Thirteen.
Jinkies! (Ok... that's Velma..but she's Nancy Drew-like") You sure did your investigative work on that one! I'll check out the video. It will be interesting to see if you are right... but I suspect you and those meddling kids already know.
I've done some research of my own and I think I've got all of the finalist's figured out:
Finalist #8 is an inmate at Folsom Prison who made a great video in the style of Johnny Cash. (sing along... Because your mine... I walk the line... I want your vote, for C-M- Oat) I thought that lyric was a little odd, didn't you? However, he was eliminated by the background check because of that sticky attempted jaywalking charge.
Finalists #9 & #10 are a pair of siamese twins. Disney and careerbuilder have their lawyers on the case, trying to determine if they could award the prize to both. They originally were going to select only one of them for the Top 20... but the twins don't get along. So... they are afraid of problems if one twin wins, but has the other twin tagging along being snarky.
Finalist #11 is Miley Cyrus who should have been declared ineligble, but she entered as Rhoda Dakota... trying to hide her Hanna Montana connections.
Finalist #12 is an employee of Universal who is trying to infiltrate the contest like Slugworth in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Finalists #13-17 are laying low... feeling that Disney may be looking for someone who is introverted and shy. Sadly, they don't know that they each have 3 competitors for the painfully shy CMO vote. They will later form an alliance and vote for one another... if... only ... they can find the strength to communicate with other humans.
Finalist #18 is a Dis board member from the future. She invented a time machine to come back and do their phone interview. Ironically, when her time machine came back to the present, it accidentally squished a butterfly which ended up ending all life as we know it next Tuesday and made the contest a tad bit moot.
Finalist #19 is Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots. He is laying low while he has his minions secretly filming the lives of the other contestants... looking for some way to destroy them. (I think this is the secret one that Ricky Brigante knows about)
Finalist #20 is Rudolph Guiliani, who will begin his campaign on March 21st, right before the cutoff. His theory is that those last two days of voting will cancel out any momentum that the Painfully Shy Alliance is able to generate.
Of course, these are only theories. I could definitely be wrong about one or two of them.