DIS Dads DisDads go to the movies.

[Cinderella's Fella]

** A Charlie Brown Christmas **

More a Telle special then a movie but it’s certainly apropos for the season.
I think we’ll stay in the same category for now with the following easy one:

“Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles * bounce*!”​

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

**You are the "dumbest" smart person, I have ever met in my life!**

 

[cj9200]

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

**You are the "dumbest" smart person, I have ever met in my life!**

What I said to my daughter the other night?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

What I said to my daughter the other night?

 

[Goofy + 3]

Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

**You are the "dumbest" smart person, I have ever met in my life!**

Time for google.

I, Robot.

"Now that's what I call a close encounter."

 

[Twin Dad]

Time for google.

I, Robot.

"Now that's what I call a close encounter."

Independence Day

"You know, coming back in time, changing history... That's cheating."

"A trick I learned from an old friend."

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

"You know, coming back in time, changing history... That's cheating."

"A trick I learned from an old friend."

** Star Trek **
(The “reboot" that is…)

“By Grabthar's Hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.”​

 

[theduck619]

** Star Trek **
(The “reboot" that is…)

“By Grabthar's Hammer, by the sons of Warvan, you shall be avenged.”​

Galaxy Quest

"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies"

 

[mm1971]

What I said to my daughter the other night?

That's pretty much a common discussion with DS in my house.

Galaxy Quest

"Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies"

That would be Goodfellas.

"All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!"

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

"All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!"

BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism.
Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on.


** How the Grinch Stole Christmas **


And keeping with the Christmas theme…

“The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on. “​

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

“The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on. “​

The Polar Express

"Remember that metal plate in my head? Well, every time Katherine would fire up the microwave, I'd pi$$ my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour."

 

[mm1971]

The Polar Express

"Remember that metal plate in my head? Well, every time Katherine would fire up the microwave, I'd pi$$ my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour."

Christmas Vacation.

"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled."

 

[USAFdad]

Christmas Vacation.

"Oh, look at that. I've been impaled."

Frozen

"It's only a flesh wound"

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Frozen

"It's only a flesh wound"

** Monty Python and the Holy Grail **

"He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.
It was his true medium; a master"
​

 

[AirGoofy]

** Monty Python and the Holy Grail **

"He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.
It was his true medium; a master"
​

Christmas Story.

Fra---gi---le, must be Italian.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Christmas Story.

Fra---gi---le, must be Italian.

** A Christmas Story **

“They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.”​

 

[USAFdad]

** A Christmas Story **

They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.​

A Christmas Story.....again.....

I will break the cycle.

Girl "I'm bulimic."
Guy "You can read minds???"

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I will break the cycle.

Yah… just could resist.
I need to work on that will power thing.

OK, moving on…

Girl "I'm bulimic."
Guy "You can read minds???"

** Zoolander **

“…strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”​

 

[USAFdad]

** Zoolander **

“…strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”​

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"If you can dodge traffic"

 

[twokids0204]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"If you can dodge traffic"

I thought it was: "If you can dodge a wrench"

But I am going with it anyways:

DODGEBALL

"I saved your life"
"You ruined my death!"

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

"I saved your life"
"You ruined my death!"

** The Incredibles **

“Saved the planet once… Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species"​