DIS Dads DisDads go to the movies.

[Twin Dad]

** The Incredibles **

“Saved the planet once… Convinced an alien race mosquitoes were an endangered species"​

Lilo & Stitch

"Now firt of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules."
"Rules indeed! G'ha-ha-ha! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em."

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

"Now firt of all, if you don't mind, I'll make the rules."
"Rules indeed! G'ha-ha-ha! Why, she only wants rules so she can break 'em."

** The Sword in the Stone **

“What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess!?!?”​

 

[USAFdad]

I thought it was: "If you can dodge a wrench"

But I am going with it anyways:

DODGEBALL

"I saved your life"
"You ruined my death!"

It's both. I just thought traffic was a little less known.

 

[USAFdad]

** The Sword in the Stone **

What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess!?!?​

Tarzan

"Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!"

 

[Twin Dad]

Tarzan

"Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!"

There's more than one answer for that one.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

There's more than one answer for that one.

I think it’s closer to the line in the comedy rather than the drama it was parodying.
Just call ‘em both out then.

 

[USAFdad]

I think it’s closer to the line in the comedy rather than the drama it was parodying.
Just call ‘em both out then.

It was the comedy I was thinking.

 

[AirGoofy]

Tarzan

"Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!"

Blazing Saddles.

In this world, there's two kinds of people - those with loaded guns and those with shovels. You dig.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

In this world, there's two kinds of people - those with loaded guns and those with shovels. You dig.

** The Good, the Bad and the Ugly **

“Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?”​

 

[AirGoofy]

** The Good, the Bad and the Ugly **

“Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?”​

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"At least you can take off your hat"

"I haven't got time for that"

 

[AirGoofy]

"At least you can take off your hat"

"I haven't got time for that"

Two Mules for Sister Sara

"That man's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell the crazy on him".

 

[compshu]

The Avengers.

Nobody got that first quote? I had no idea what it was.

"I don't want to survive, I want to live."

 

[Twin Dad]

Wall-E

"I have two guns. One for each of ya."

 

[middlepat]

Wall-E "I have two guns. One for each of ya."

Tombstone.

Wars of religion always make me laugh, because basically, you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

 

[twokids0204]

Tombstone.

Wars of religion always make me laugh, because basically, you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

I don't know... but that is funny... and true!!!

 

[Urugami]

Wars of religion always make me laugh, because basically, you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.

This has been hanging out there long enough.... Point Break

"I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

"I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither."

** The Outlaw Josey Wales **​

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

 

[Urugami]

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

Smokey and the Bandit?

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Smokey and the Bandit?

That's a big 10-4

 

[Urugami]

Roger that...

"What we've got here is failure to communicate"