punkin413
feel the magic, dang it!
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okay.........so i decided a joke to brighten your saturday would be appropriate.
a little boy who had recently been circumsized was sitting in class one day when his recently-altered private area started to become irritated. he went up to the teacher's desk and told her about the problem he was having. she told him to go to the office and call his mother to tell her what was going on.
the little boy returned a few minutes later and sat down at his desk. the teacher noticed that several of the children around the little boy were snickering and causing a commotion. she walked back to the little boy's desk and found that the little boy had unzipped his pants and was exposing himself. she asked him what in the world he was doing and he said, "my mommy told me to stick it out for another hour and she'd come get me."
okay....i hope that was worthy of my DIS veteran status.
a little boy who had recently been circumsized was sitting in class one day when his recently-altered private area started to become irritated. he went up to the teacher's desk and told her about the problem he was having. she told him to go to the office and call his mother to tell her what was going on.
the little boy returned a few minutes later and sat down at his desk. the teacher noticed that several of the children around the little boy were snickering and causing a commotion. she walked back to the little boy's desk and found that the little boy had unzipped his pants and was exposing himself. she asked him what in the world he was doing and he said, "my mommy told me to stick it out for another hour and she'd come get me."
okay....i hope that was worthy of my DIS veteran status.
Hope you get your Le Cellier time!
So when you are down and out, and need a friend, do know we're sailing right behind... like a Bridge Over... oh, what a minute... *blush!! 
It meant a lot... it means a lot... I also tried Fly lady, but since I got so many stinkin emails, I couldnt keep up, and failed that too... there is quite good evidence that messy clutter is a sign of genius... 
lol...roflol 
. Thanks UMama, you made me feel so much better that I'm not the only one who does that.
my DSis finally produced about 90 minutes ago to a little boy Oliver, still don't know what he weighs but Sis says he looks big 
She has been in hospital since Wednesday and they kept starting her and it stopped and finally at 1am this morning (he was born at 6pm) she went into labour naturally but it was still pretty long. Anyway I can't wait to see them both tomorrow even though I've already spoken to him on the phone 
I was so embarassed. I am sure they all still talk about me at their perfect mom meetings 
